I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd...
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[Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]
Marwood:
[voiceover]
I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree.
Marwood:
[reading graffiti]
"I fuck arses." Who fucks arses?
Marwood:
[aloud]
Maybe *he* fucks arses!
Marwood:
[voiceover]
Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity.
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I could hardly piss straight with fear
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A man with three quarters of an inch of brain had taken a dislike to me
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What have I done to offend him I don't consciously offend big men like this
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And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him
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Get any more masculine than him you'd have to live up a tree
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I fuck arses Who fucks arses
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Maybe he fucks arses
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Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 118
Timestamp in movie: 00h 14m 41s
Uploaded: 30 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: In 1969, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous.
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