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Withnail & I

We'll be back. We're coming back in here

[They drunkenly barge into some tearooms] Withnail:
[pointing at a table]
All right here? Waitress:
What do you want? Withnail:
Cake. All right here? Waitress:
No, we're closing in a minute. Withnail:
We're leaving in a minute. [he sits down and picks up a menu] Withnail:
We want Cake and tea. Tea Shop Proprietor:
Didn't you hear? She said she'd closed. What do you want in here? Withnail:
Cake. What's it got to do with you? Tea Shop Proprietor:
I happen to be the proprietor. Now, would you leave? Withnail:
Ah! I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. We're working on a film up here. Locations, see. We might wanna do a film in here. Tea Shop Proprietor:
You're drunk. Marwood:
Just bring out the cakes. Withnail:
Cake and fine wine. Waitress:
If you don't leave, we'll call the police. Withnail:
Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And We want them here, and We want them now! Tea Shop Proprietor:
Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Marwood:
[with his mouth full]
All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. We are multimillionaires. We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. Withnail:
Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! Tea Shop Proprietor:
The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and We want them removed. Marwood:
We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Tea Shop Proprietor:
Hurry up, Mabs. We'll keep them here til they arrive. Withnail:
You won't keep us anywhere. We'll buy this place and have it knocked down! [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window] Marwood:
[pulling back the lace curtain]
'S alright, 's alright, s'alright... We're going, our car has arrived! Withnail:
[staggering out]
We'll be back. We're coming back in here

Full Transcript

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It's all right Miss Blenehassitt
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I'm warning you if you do you're fired
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We're multimillionaires
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We shall buy this place and fire you immediately
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Yes we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here
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and liven all of you stiffs up a bit
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The police Miss Blenehassitt
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Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith Tea Rooms and we want them removed
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We are not drunks We are multimillionaires
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Hurry up Mabs We'll keep them here till they arrive
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You won't keep us anywhere
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We'll buy this place and have it knocked down
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Right right right Police please
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Right We're going
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Our car has arrived
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We'll be back
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We're coming back in here
Duration
65 seconds
Views
873
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:39
Uploaded
Nov 30, 2022
Genres
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Movie Summary

In 1969, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous.

Actors

Richard E. Grant
Withnail
Llewellyn Rees
Tea Shop Proprietor