"Without a Clue" quotes

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A drunken Sherlock Holmes is really just a cover for the real detective, Dr. Watson.

Director: Thom Eberhardt
Writer: Gary Murphy, Larry Strawther
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 1988
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $8,539,181
Released: 21 Oct 1988
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

62 Clips

It is my opinion that he is dead - Without a Clue 00:05
It is my opinion that he is dead
Do you do this kind of thing on purpose - Without a Clue 00:05
Do you do this kind of thing on purpose
Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever - Without a Clue 00:14
Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever
This is a respectable Presbyterian house I assure you - Without a Clue 00:08
This is a respectable Presbyterian house I assure you
So you play the violin - Without a Clue 00:10
So you play the violin
Miss Leslie Giles - Without a Clue 00:32
Miss Leslie Giles
And if it hadn't been for my flawless footwork - Without a Clue 00:10
And if it hadn't been for my flawless footwork
Here we are our finest hotel the Shakespeare Arms - Without a Clue 00:08
Here we are our finest hotel the Shakespeare Arms
Something that would never have occurred to the likes of me - Without a Clue 00:13
Something that would never have occurred to the likes of me
The man's worked here for over thirty years - Without a Clue 00:31
The man's worked here for over thirty years
Gentlemen I accept this case - Without a Clue 00:13
Gentlemen I accept this case
At last we're free of that ungrateful baggage - Without a Clue 00:06
At last we're free of that ungrateful baggage
I was once a figment of your imagination - Without a Clue 00:15
I was once a figment of your imagination
Do you know what it's like to commit to memory - Without a Clue 00:35
Do you know what it's like to commit to memory
I think you underestimate my own native deductive abilities - Without a Clue 00:06
I think you underestimate my own native deductive abilities
Well if you want my opinion - Without a Clue 00:18
Well if you want my opinion
I seem to spend an increasing amount of my precious time - Without a Clue 00:10
I seem to spend an increasing amount of my precious time
Quite so He sees but he does not observe - Without a Clue 00:12
Quite so He sees but he does not observe
I see and observe - Without a Clue 00:08
I see and observe
Oh my head - Without a Clue 00:06
Oh my head
Do you suppose he took the case Professor - Without a Clue 00:18
Do you suppose he took the case Professor
It's nothing Professor Probably rats - Without a Clue 00:08
It's nothing Professor Probably rats
But it's time now for the public to learn the truth - Without a Clue 00:24
But it's time now for the public to learn the truth
Are you Sherlock Holmes - Without a Clue 00:13
Are you Sherlock Holmes
Sorry Professor We thought the dock was deserted - Without a Clue 00:26
Sorry Professor We thought the dock was deserted
Holmes believes your father has been abducted - Without a Clue 00:11
Holmes believes your father has been abducted
Well Mr Holmes any theories - Without a Clue 00:32
Well Mr Holmes any theories
Well Mr Holmes any theories - Without a Clue 00:31
Well Mr Holmes any theories
A toast to the greatest detective in all the world - Without a Clue 00:10
A toast to the greatest detective in all the world
The Shadow of Death - Without a Clue 00:25
The Shadow of Death
You're alive - Without a Clue 00:08
You're alive
I kind of liked you better when you was a coward - Without a Clue 00:06
I kind of liked you better when you was a coward
A French postcard Really - Without a Clue 00:13
A French postcard Really
Ordinarily I do not bother with half wits and buffoons - Without a Clue 00:19
Ordinarily I do not bother with half wits and buffoons
Gentlemen And what can I do for you - Without a Clue 00:16
Gentlemen And what can I do for you
And he suddenly realized how stupid he'd been - Without a Clue 00:09
And he suddenly realized how stupid he'd been
I warn you I've killed as many as six men in a week - Without a Clue 00:11
I warn you I've killed as many as six men in a week
You brave brave man - Without a Clue 00:25
You brave brave man
Now now - Without a Clue 00:34
Now now
And I don't have to tell you what that would mean - Without a Clue 00:11
And I don't have to tell you what that would mean
His Lordship wishes to see Mr Holmes - Without a Clue 00:24
His Lordship wishes to see Mr Holmes
Mr Mayor don't move - Without a Clue 00:12
Mr Mayor don't move
Oh for God's sake - Without a Clue 00:14
Oh for God's sake
Do you have your revolver with you - Without a Clue 00:29
Do you have your revolver with you
What would Dr Watson say - Without a Clue 00:08
What would Dr Watson say
I couldn't detect horse manure if I stepped in it - Without a Clue 00:05
I couldn't detect horse manure if I stepped in it
Manchurian Mambo - Without a Clue 00:21
Manchurian Mambo
I am Dr John Watson - Without a Clue 00:35
I am Dr John Watson
We'll start at the beginning - Without a Clue 00:35
We'll start at the beginning
But on page two you have me admitting a mistake - Without a Clue 00:08
But on page two you have me admitting a mistake
What am I looking for Footprints - Without a Clue 00:15
What am I looking for Footprints
I'll ask you just once more Are you coming with me or not - Without a Clue 00:09
I'll ask you just once more Are you coming with me or not
An occasional libation enables me to stiffen my resolve - Without a Clue 00:09
An occasional libation enables me to stiffen my resolve
Half a tick Mr Holmes - Without a Clue 00:23
Half a tick Mr Holmes
What are you doing Thinking - Without a Clue 00:19
What are you doing Thinking
Holmes sweet Holmes - Without a Clue 00:06
Holmes sweet Holmes
Crime Doctor Never heard of him - Without a Clue 00:34
Crime Doctor Never heard of him
I've got it - Without a Clue 00:07
I've got it
As a matter of fact Lestrade - Without a Clue 00:10
As a matter of fact Lestrade
How can I be expected to maintain a character - Without a Clue 00:18
How can I be expected to maintain a character
During the curious affair of the Manchurian Mambo - Without a Clue 00:33
During the curious affair of the Manchurian Mambo
Wasn't I the one he tried to kill last night - Without a Clue 00:31
Wasn't I the one he tried to kill last night

Cast

Sherlock Holmes - Michael Caine
Dr. John Watson - Ben Kingsley
Inspector Lestrade - Jeffrey Jones
Fake Leslie Giles - Lysette Anthony
Prof. Moriarty - Paul Freeman
Lord Smithwick - Nigel Davenport
Mrs. Hudson - Pat Keen
Norman Greenhough - Peter Cook
Sebastian - Tim Killick
Wiggins - Matthew Savage
Peter Giles - John Warner
Real Lesley Giles - Matthew Sim
Lord Mayor Gerald Fitzwater Johnson - Harold Innocent
John Clay - George Sweeney
Archie - Murray Ewan
Reporter #1 - Stephen Tiller
Reporter #2 - Michael O'Hagan
Reporter #3 - Ivor Roberts
Photographer - Martin Pallot
Bobby at Warehouse - Gregor Fisher
Constance Payton - Caroline Milmoe
Henry - Bartender - Steven O'Donnell
Barrister - James Bree
Singer - Sarah Parr-Byrne
Thug #1 - Clive Mantle
Thug #2 - Dave Cooper
Hadlers - Richard Henry
Lady on Train - Lesley Daine
Christabel - Jennifer Guy
Mr. Andrews - John Tordoff
Mrs. Andrews - Alexandra Spencer
Landlady - Elizabeth Kelly
Local #1 - Sam Davies
Local #2 - Adam Kotz
Constable at Lakes - John Surman
Henchman #1 - Les White
Henchman #2 - Chris Webb
Dockworker - Andy Bradford
Sergeant at Docks - Evan Russell
Driver - Alan Bodenham
The Duke - Prince The Wonder Dog