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Dr. Watson:
Believe it or not, I'm every bit Holmes's equal as a detective. Lord Smithwick:
[scoffing]
Dr. Watson... Dr. Watson:
Ha ha, I happen to know that you recently recovered from an illness; that you smoke a pipe, ah!, probably, uh, rosewood; and you spent time in China... Inspector Lestrade:
[interrupting]
Sorry, doctor, this is no time for parlor games. Dr. Watson:
I'm not playing parlor games-... Inspector Lestrade:
Doctor, this is a matter for professionals! Sherlock Holmes:
[bursting in]
You've got to help me! There's two big men... Dr. Watson:
Holmes, you're back - so good to see you! My, this is a clever disguise - a drunken lout. Ha, very realistic. Sherlock Holmes:
There's two - this one big fellow... Dr. Watson:
Ah, excuse us just a moment. [He whisks Holmes into the next room; after some banging about they return, now calm] Dr. Watson:
Gentlemen, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes:
Ah, Lestrade. It's good to see the department's letting you out at night again. Lord Smithwick - trouble at the exchequer? Lord Smithwick:
Well, to be honest - Wait, how did you know? Sherlock Holmes:
The same way that I can tell you recently recovered from an illness; smoke a pipe, probably rosewood; and have spent some time in... Dr. Watson:
[prompting]
China. Sherlock Holmes:
China. Lord Smithwick:
AMAZING! Sherlock Holmes:
Thank you. Uh, uh, Lord, uh, Smithwick, um, before we start, Perhaps a... little sherry? Lord Smithwick:
I wish we could. But the matter which brings me here involves the fate of the entire Empire. Sherlock Holmes:
I see. Perhaps a whiskey, then?
Believe it or not, I'm every bit Holmes's equal as a detective. Lord Smithwick:
[scoffing]
Dr. Watson... Dr. Watson:
Ha ha, I happen to know that you recently recovered from an illness; that you smoke a pipe, ah!, probably, uh, rosewood; and you spent time in China... Inspector Lestrade:
[interrupting]
Sorry, doctor, this is no time for parlor games. Dr. Watson:
I'm not playing parlor games-... Inspector Lestrade:
Doctor, this is a matter for professionals! Sherlock Holmes:
[bursting in]
You've got to help me! There's two big men... Dr. Watson:
Holmes, you're back - so good to see you! My, this is a clever disguise - a drunken lout. Ha, very realistic. Sherlock Holmes:
There's two - this one big fellow... Dr. Watson:
Ah, excuse us just a moment. [He whisks Holmes into the next room; after some banging about they return, now calm] Dr. Watson:
Gentlemen, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes:
Ah, Lestrade. It's good to see the department's letting you out at night again. Lord Smithwick - trouble at the exchequer? Lord Smithwick:
Well, to be honest - Wait, how did you know? Sherlock Holmes:
The same way that I can tell you recently recovered from an illness; smoke a pipe, probably rosewood; and have spent some time in... Dr. Watson:
[prompting]
China. Sherlock Holmes:
China. Lord Smithwick:
AMAZING! Sherlock Holmes:
Thank you. Uh, uh, Lord, uh, Smithwick, um, before we start, Perhaps a... little sherry? Lord Smithwick:
I wish we could. But the matter which brings me here involves the fate of the entire Empire. Sherlock Holmes:
I see. Perhaps a whiskey, then?
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Crime Doctor Never heard of him
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Though your name sounds a bit familiar
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All right
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I am Dr John Watson
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author of the Sherlock Holmes mysteries
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The Sherlock Holmes
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Me and the wife has read every one of his stories
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All right Now if you'll excuse me
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Movie Summary
A drunken Sherlock Holmes is really just a cover for the real detective, Dr. Watson.



