Believe it or not, I'm every bit Holmes's equal as a detective. Dr. Watson... Ha ha, I...

Dr. Watson: Believe it or not, I'm every bit Holmes's equal as a detective. Lord Smithwick: [scoffing] Dr. Watson... Dr. Watson: Ha ha, I happen to know that you recently recovered from an illness; that you smoke a pipe, ah!, probably, uh, rosewood; and you spent time in China... Inspector Lestrade: [interrupting] Sorry, doctor, this is no time for parlor games. Dr. Watson: I'm not playing parlor games-... Inspector Lestrade: Doctor, this is a matter for professionals! Sherlock Holmes: [bursting in] You've got to help me! There's two big men... Dr. Watson: Holmes, you're back - so good to see you! My, this is a clever disguise - a drunken lout. Ha, very realistic. Sherlock Holmes: There's two - this one big fellow... Dr. Watson: Ah, excuse us just a moment. [He whisks Holmes into the next room; after some banging about they return, now calm] Dr. Watson: Gentlemen, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes: Ah, Lestrade. It's good to see the department's letting you out at night again. Lord Smithwick - trouble at the exchequer? Lord Smithwick: Well, to be honest - Wait, how did you know? Sherlock Holmes: The same way that I can tell you recently recovered from an illness; smoke a pipe, probably rosewood; and have spent some time in... Dr. Watson: [prompting] China. Sherlock Holmes: China. Lord Smithwick: AMAZING! Sherlock Holmes: Thank you. Uh, uh, Lord, uh, Smithwick, um, before we start, perhaps a... little sherry? Lord Smithwick: I wish we could. But the matter which brings me here involves the fate of the entire Empire. Sherlock Holmes: I see. Perhaps a whiskey, then?