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Without a Paddle

Abort the fetal position! It's not working!

Tom Marshall:

[as a bear sniffs around Dan]
Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position. [the bear roars] Tom Marshall:
Abort the fetal position! It's not working!

Full Transcript

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Stay calm Get in the fetal position God
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It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position
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Jer
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Nothing's gonna happen now Is he gone Is he gone
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Abort the fetal position It's not working
Duration
22 seconds
Views
716
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:51
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, mystery
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After their friend dies, three men decide to fulfill their childhood dream by going on a camping expedition for the lost D. B. Cooper bounty, with calamitous results.

Actors

Dax Shepard
Tom Marshall
Dax Shepard
Seth Green
Dan Mott
Seth Green
Aside from getting all sorts of diseases and things - Without a Paddle 00:12
Aside from getting all sorts of diseases and things
What does the map say - Without a Paddle 00:13
What does the map say
Tom Yes - Without a Paddle 00:16
Tom Yes
I about shit Did you about shit I about shit - Without a Paddle 00:11
I about shit Did you about shit I about shit
Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river split - Without a Paddle 00:14
Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river...
Were you really employee of the month - Without a Paddle 00:12
Were you really employee of the month
This trip is officially over - Without a Paddle 01:01
This trip is officially over
All data points to us being - Without a Paddle 00:19
All data points to us being
So you're saying you lost the map - Without a Paddle 00:13
So you're saying you lost the map
That sounds like Creed - Without a Paddle 00:11
That sounds like Creed
How you like me now - Without a Paddle 00:18
How you like me now
Let's go through there - Without a Paddle 00:05
Let's go through there
Great mother of ganja - Without a Paddle 00:09
Great mother of ganja
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage - Without a Paddle 00:13
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage
Those assholes are dead - Without a Paddle 00:15
Those assholes are dead
It crawled straight in my stomach - Without a Paddle 00:09
It crawled straight in my stomach
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do - Without a Paddle 00:15
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of...
You were a boyscout - Without a Paddle 00:08
You were a boyscout
I wouldn't say a lot smarter - Without a Paddle 00:17
I wouldn't say a lot smarter
I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you - Without a Paddle 00:40
I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you