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Without a Paddle

I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American

Tom Marshall:

I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American

Full Transcript

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It tastes like watermelon. It's very filling
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and it preserves well for camping.
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-It's leaking. -I'm not an astronaut. I'm an American.
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And there's fresh salmon in that river for the taking.
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-What? -I'm eating salmon tonight.
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That's a great idea, except we didn't bring any fishing gear.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
757
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:38
Uploaded
Sep 12, 2021
Genres
adventure, comedy, mystery
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After their friend dies, three men decide to fulfill their childhood dream by going on a camping expedition for the lost D. B. Cooper bounty, with calamitous results.

Actors

Dax Shepard
Tom Marshall
Dax Shepard
Seth Green
Dan Mott
Seth Green
We'll shine them - Without a Paddle 00:17
We'll shine them
Get in the fetal position - Without a Paddle 00:22
Get in the fetal position
Aside from getting all sorts of diseases and things - Without a Paddle 00:12
Aside from getting all sorts of diseases and things
What does the map say - Without a Paddle 00:13
What does the map say
Tom Yes - Without a Paddle 00:16
Tom Yes
I about shit Did you about shit I about shit - Without a Paddle 00:11
I about shit Did you about shit I about shit
Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river split - Without a Paddle 00:14
Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river...
Were you really employee of the month - Without a Paddle 00:12
Were you really employee of the month
This trip is officially over - Without a Paddle 01:01
This trip is officially over
All data points to us being - Without a Paddle 00:19
All data points to us being
So you're saying you lost the map - Without a Paddle 00:13
So you're saying you lost the map
That sounds like Creed - Without a Paddle 00:11
That sounds like Creed
How you like me now - Without a Paddle 00:18
How you like me now
Let's go through there - Without a Paddle 00:05
Let's go through there
Great mother of ganja - Without a Paddle 00:09
Great mother of ganja
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage - Without a Paddle 00:13
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage
Those assholes are dead - Without a Paddle 00:15
Those assholes are dead
It crawled straight in my stomach - Without a Paddle 00:09
It crawled straight in my stomach
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do - Without a Paddle 00:15
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of...
You were a boyscout - Without a Paddle 00:08
You were a boyscout