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Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river split
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Without a Paddle

I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

Dan Mott:

Jerry, didn't you see that the river split on the map? Jerry Conlaine:
I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

Full Transcript

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Okay Jerry didn't you see on the map that the river split
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I would've if your friend the big ass bear didn't eat the map
Duration
14 seconds
Views
302
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:02
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, mystery
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After their friend dies, three men decide to fulfill their childhood dream by going on a camping expedition for the lost D. B. Cooper bounty, with calamitous results.

Actors

Seth Green
Dan Mott
Seth Green
Matthew Lillard
Jerry Conlaine
Matthew Lillard
Were you really employee of the month - Without a Paddle 00:12
Were you really employee of the month
This trip is officially over - Without a Paddle 01:01
This trip is officially over
All data points to us being - Without a Paddle 00:19
All data points to us being
So you're saying you lost the map - Without a Paddle 00:13
So you're saying you lost the map
That sounds like Creed - Without a Paddle 00:11
That sounds like Creed
How you like me now - Without a Paddle 00:18
How you like me now
Let's go through there - Without a Paddle 00:05
Let's go through there
Great mother of ganja - Without a Paddle 00:09
Great mother of ganja
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage - Without a Paddle 00:13
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage
Those assholes are dead - Without a Paddle 00:15
Those assholes are dead
It crawled straight in my stomach - Without a Paddle 00:09
It crawled straight in my stomach
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do - Without a Paddle 00:15
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of...
You were a boyscout - Without a Paddle 00:08
You were a boyscout
I wouldn't say a lot smarter - Without a Paddle 00:17
I wouldn't say a lot smarter
I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you - Without a Paddle 00:40
I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you
That bear loves you Dan o - Without a Paddle 00:11
That bear loves you Dan o
My name is Flower - Without a Paddle 00:25
My name is Flower
Slug His forest name is Slug - Without a Paddle 00:06
Slug His forest name is Slug
I'm all natural - Without a Paddle 00:36
I'm all natural
We've been up here for 287 beautiful days - Without a Paddle 00:10
We've been up here for 287 beautiful days