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[Xander Cage drives a stolen Corvette, which belongs to senator Dick Hotchkiss, and is chased by the police] Police Officer:
You, in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately. Xander Cage:
Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick. It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone. [on the walkie talkie] Xander Cage:
Okay, I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon. Hillside Video Shooter:
Go. Go, go, go, go! [Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge] Van Video Shooter:
Pull it! Pull it! [Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute] Van Video Shooter:
Yes! [the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment] Caddy Driver:
Go get the cameras. Go, go, go. Xander Cage:
Moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick
You, in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately. Xander Cage:
Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick. It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone. [on the walkie talkie] Xander Cage:
Okay, I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon. Hillside Video Shooter:
Go. Go, go, go, go! [Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge] Van Video Shooter:
Pull it! Pull it! [Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute] Van Video Shooter:
Yes! [the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment] Caddy Driver:
Go get the cameras. Go, go, go. Xander Cage:
Moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick
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You in the red Corvette PuII over immediateIy
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Yeah yeah
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These monkeys are following me because I took this car
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Obviously the car doesn't belong to me it's not my style
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It belongs to Dick
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Dick Hotchkiss a California state senator
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You remember Dick He tried to ban rap music
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because he feels the lyrics promote violence
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It's music Dick
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He also wants to pull every video game
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off every shelf in the country
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because he feels that the video games
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diminish the intelligence of our youth
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Movie Summary
An extreme sports athlete, Xander Cage, is recruited by the government on a special mission.
