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Oh asshole We are going to have problemsOh no problem How was your tripI'm just doing the mathsOh yeah What mathsAir velocity divided by distanceSo when I stuff you down the toilet the search and

xXx: Return of Xander Cage

Hold that thought, G.I. Joe

xXx: Return of Xander Cage • 2017

Paul Donovan:
Yo, asshole. We gonna have a problem?Xander Cage:Oh, no problem. How was your trip? I'm just doing the math.Paul Donovan:Oh, yeah? What math?Xander Cage:Air velocity divided by distance. So, when I stuff you down the toilet, search and rescue will know where to find you between China and North Korea.Paul Donovan:Keep talking, little man.Xander Cage:Hold that thought, G.I. Joe

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Oh asshole We are going to have problems

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Oh no problem How was your trip

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I'm just doing the maths

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Oh yeah What maths

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Air velocity divided by distance

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So when I stuff you down the toilet the search and rescue

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know where to find you between China and North Korea

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keep talking shit man

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Hold that thought GI Joe

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أيها الأحمق أسيكون بيننا مشاكل

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لا مشكلة أبد ا كيف كانت رحلتك

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أجري الحسابات وحسب

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حق ا أي حسابات

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سرعة الهواء مقسومة على المسافة

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لذا إن وضعت بالمرحاض وتركت مياه المرحاض تدفق عليك فريق البحث

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سيضيق نطاق البحث عنك ما بين الصين و شمال كوريا

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استمر بالتحدث بالترهات أيها الأحمق

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تذكر أنك أخبرتني بهذا أيها الجندي الخارق

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Oh asshole We are going to have problems

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Oh no problem How was your trip

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I'm just doing the maths

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Oh yeah What maths

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Air velocity divided by distance

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So when I stuff you down the toilet the search and rescue

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know where to find you between China and North Korea

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keep talking shit man

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Hold that thought GI Joe

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Hé connard On va avoir des ennuis

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Oh pas d'ennuis Le voyage a été plaisant

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Je fais des calculs

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Ah oui Quels calculs

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La vitesse de l'air divisée par la distance

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Ainsi quand je te mettrai dans la toilette

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l'équipe de secours saura où te trouver

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entre la Chine et la Corée du Nord

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Continue de dire des conneries

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Un instant G I Joe

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Hey Arschloch Haben wir ein Problem

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Kein Problem Wie war dein Ausflug

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Ich zähle bloß eins und eins zusammen

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Ja Was ist das Ergebnis

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Luftstromgeschwindigkeit geteilt durch Entfernung

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Wenn ich dich ins Klo stopfe

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findet dich das Rettungsteam

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irgendwo zwischen China und Nordkorea

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Rede du nur weiter Scheiße Kleiner

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Vergiss nicht was du sagen wolltest G I Joe

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おい何か問題でも

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それより旅はどうだった

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計算しただけさ

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一体何をだ

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気流速度と距離の関係さ

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お前をトイレに流したら

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中国と北朝鮮の間に落ちるってこと

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ブチのめすぞ

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やめとけＧＩジョー

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Oye idiota Vamos a tener problemas

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Ninguno Qué tal tu viaje

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Solo estoy haciendo números

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Ah sí Cuáles números

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Velocidad dividida por distancia

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Así cuando te eche por el inodoro el equipo de rescate

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sabrá dónde buscarte entre China y Corea del Norte

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Sigue diciendo estupideces pigmeo

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Mantén esa idea G I Joe

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Duration

26 seconds

Views

680

Timestamp in Movie

01:00:40

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, thriller

Production

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Movie Summary

Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.

Actors

Paul Donovan

Xander Cage

Jane Marke