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Yannick

I could draw a banana and 3 apricotson a kitchen table if I had the time

I could draw a banana and 3 apricots
on a kitchen table if I had the time

Full Transcript

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I could draw a banana and 3 apricots on a kitchen table
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if I had the time.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:44
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In the middle of a performance of the play "Le Cocu", a very bad boulevard comedy, Yannick gets up and interrupts the show to take the evening back in hand.
Let's stop this because you're being a pain. - Yannick 00:05
Let's stop this because you're being a pain.
You can't ruin everyone's night with a monologue. - Yannick 00:06
You can't ruin everyone's night with a monologue.
If you don't like the play, you can leave. - Yannick 00:05
If you don't like the play, you can leave.
I took a day off work to come here. The money is one thing, - Yannick 00:09
I took a day off work to come here. The money is one thing,
Time is a precious thing. I don't have 50 days' vacation. - Yannick 00:05
Time is a precious thing. I don't have 50 days' va...
I can't waste a day on this disaster, - Yannick 00:09
I can't waste a day on this disaster,
It took me 45 minutes on the train from Melun, - Yannick 00:09
It took me 45 minutes on the train from Melun,
Then, I have to go back. So, double it. - Yannick 00:05
Then, I have to go back. So, double it.
The problem is, I feel worse than when I came in here. - Yannick 00:07
The problem is, I feel worse than when I came in here.
I don't feel on top form, psychologically speaking. - Yannick 00:06
I don't feel on top form, psychologically speaking.
A show that's supposed to cheer me up - Yannick 00:07
A show that's supposed to cheer me up
Sorry, but I can't take it. I just can't. - Yannick 00:06
Sorry, but I can't take it. I just can't.
Are you listening or am I pissing in the wind? - Yannick 00:05
Are you listening or am I pissing in the wind?
Your crap isn't helping. Get it into your heads! - Yannick 00:05
Your crap isn't helping. Get it into your heads!
There's at least 6 months' rehearsals here. - Yannick 00:05
There's at least 6 months' rehearsals here.
Even if you don't like it, you should respect their work. - Yannick 00:06
Even if you don't like it, you should respect their wor...
If I feel bad when I watch the play, - Yannick 00:07
If I feel bad when I watch the play,
It was amusing, - Yannick 00:05
It was amusing,
No-one cares. You're not the only person here. Now go. - Yannick 00:05
No-one cares. You're not the only person here. Now go.
You can't stand criticism. Everyone has to like it, right? - Yannick 00:06
You can't stand criticism. Everyone has to like it, rig...