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It's normal it goes wrong if the captain isn't here
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Yannick

It's normal it goes wrongif the captain isn't here

It's normal it goes wrong
if the captain isn't here

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It's normal it goes wrong if the captain isn't here.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:31
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

In the middle of a performance of the play "Le Cocu", a very bad boulevard comedy, Yannick gets up and interrupts the show to take the evening back in hand.
Yeah, we'll do this play at least 60 times, - Yannick 00:08
Yeah, we'll do this play at least 60 times,
If it isn't satisfactory, you need to complain to the boss. - Yannick 00:06
If it isn't satisfactory, you need to complain to the b...
If I order some meat in a restaurant - Yannick 00:10
If I order some meat in a restaurant
We understand your restaurant metaphor, - Yannick 00:06
We understand your restaurant metaphor,
I didn't pay for that! Think I'm the culture secretary? - Yannick 00:05
I didn't pay for that! Think I'm the culture secre...
What's art anyway? I won't start arguing... - Yannick 00:05
What's art anyway? I won't start arguing...
I could draw a banana and 3 apricots on a kitchen table - Yannick 00:08
I could draw a banana and 3 apricots on a kitchen table
Let's stop this because you're being a pain. - Yannick 00:05
Let's stop this because you're being a pain.
You can't ruin everyone's night with a monologue. - Yannick 00:06
You can't ruin everyone's night with a monologue.
If you don't like the play, you can leave. - Yannick 00:05
If you don't like the play, you can leave.
I took a day off work to come here. The money is one thing, - Yannick 00:09
I took a day off work to come here. The money is one thing,
Time is a precious thing. I don't have 50 days' vacation. - Yannick 00:05
Time is a precious thing. I don't have 50 days' va...
I can't waste a day on this disaster, - Yannick 00:09
I can't waste a day on this disaster,
It took me 45 minutes on the train from Melun, - Yannick 00:09
It took me 45 minutes on the train from Melun,
Then, I have to go back. So, double it. - Yannick 00:05
Then, I have to go back. So, double it.
The problem is, I feel worse than when I came in here. - Yannick 00:07
The problem is, I feel worse than when I came in here.
I don't feel on top form, psychologically speaking. - Yannick 00:06
I don't feel on top form, psychologically speaking.
A show that's supposed to cheer me up - Yannick 00:07
A show that's supposed to cheer me up
Sorry, but I can't take it. I just can't. - Yannick 00:06
Sorry, but I can't take it. I just can't.
Are you listening or am I pissing in the wind? - Yannick 00:05
Are you listening or am I pissing in the wind?