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Yellow Bird

And if you don't, you'reeternally screwed

And if you don't, you're
eternally screwed

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.337
And if you don't, you're eternally screwed.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:49
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,Chaos2Love Productions,LAMA Entertainment,Mapaches Productions

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Movie Summary

A once successful P.R. Specialist deals with the trials and tribulations of managing a local grocery store known as "The Yellow Bird" while struggling with his loveless marriage, an unhappy stepdaughter and his own sobriety.
So it is - Yellow Bird 00:08
So it is
He was a salesman, but, uh, he was also a degenerate gambler. - Yellow Bird 00:06
He was a salesman, but, uh, he was also a degenerate gambler...
Funny thing is, mom always said not to end up like your old man. - Yellow Bird 00:06
Funny thing is, mom always said not to end up like your old ...
But if they do, there's a can of raid under the sink. - Yellow Bird 00:06
But if they do, there's a can of raid under the sink.
Oh, look, Becky, honestly, it doesn't bother me at all. - Yellow Bird 00:06
Oh, look, Becky, honestly, it doesn't bother me at all.
I can't spend the rest of my life with someone who didn't - Yellow Bird 00:05
I can't spend the rest of my life with someone who didn...
Don't even think about that. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Don't even think about that.
Girls like that love to lure men like you in, huh? - Yellow Bird 00:06
Girls like that love to lure men like you in, huh?
Well, you know, it's sort of like going out after midnight, - Yellow Bird 00:07
Well, you know, it's sort of like going out after midni...
And that is the perfect age gap for girls - Yellow Bird 00:07
And that is the perfect age gap for girls
You look like a half clown, half magician. - Yellow Bird 00:06
You look like a half clown, half magician.
What the hell. Where is the crayons and the coloring book with this chair. - Yellow Bird 00:08
What the hell. Where is the crayons and the coloring book wi...
I feel like I'm four years old, looking over a counter or something. - Yellow Bird 00:06
I feel like I'm four years old, looking over a counter ...
Scotty here tells me that you used to own your own PR firm. - Yellow Bird 00:06
Scotty here tells me that you used to own your own PR firm.
So, Jake, I'm curious if someone that has worked in public relations, - Yellow Bird 00:12
So, Jake, I'm curious if someone that has worked in pub...
I think, uh, if you really want to spike it and increase sales, - Yellow Bird 00:09
I think, uh, if you really want to spike it and increase sal...
Okay. Yeah. Jake, finish. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Okay. Yeah. Jake, finish.
Up. Yeah, well, you know, take my mom, for instance. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Up. Yeah, well, you know, take my mom, for instance.
You know, she's elderly now, so she doesn't get out and do her own shopping. - Yellow Bird 00:06
You know, she's elderly now, so she doesn't get ou...
Or you have, you know, single mom or dad who are too busy to go to a grocery store - Yellow Bird 00:12
Or you have, you know, single mom or dad who are too busy to...