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Then why am I even alive?
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Yellow Bird

Then why am I even alive?

Then why am I even alive?

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Then why am I even alive?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:37
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,Chaos2Love Productions,LAMA Entertainment,Mapaches Productions

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Movie Summary

A once successful P.R. Specialist deals with the trials and tribulations of managing a local grocery store known as "The Yellow Bird" while struggling with his loveless marriage, an unhappy stepdaughter and his own sobriety.
Mom! Did you sign for this? - Yellow Bird 00:05
Mom! Did you sign for this?
Well, - Yellow Bird 00:11
Well,
Yeah. I'm Ellie's husband. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Yeah. I'm Ellie's husband.
You're carny folk cashier here - Yellow Bird 00:06
You're carny folk cashier here
Paula, I hired crystal to help me with the office management. Okay. - Yellow Bird 00:06
Paula, I hired crystal to help me with the office management...
I never had anyone help me organize when I was store manager. - Yellow Bird 00:05
I never had anyone help me organize when I was store manager...
She quit because you whacked her on the ass - Yellow Bird 00:06
She quit because you whacked her on the ass
But they were too afraid to say anything in case you fired them. - Yellow Bird 00:05
But they were too afraid to say anything in case you fired t...
My job as the manager of the yellow bird is to create the best - Yellow Bird 00:07
My job as the manager of the yellow bird is to create the be...
If you don't like it, there's the door - Yellow Bird 00:08
If you don't like it, there's the door
Well, as Dolly Parton says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap - Yellow Bird 00:08
Well, as Dolly Parton says, it takes a lot of money to look ...
Well, you know, he can't be everyone's friend when you're the new boss. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Well, you know, he can't be everyone's friend when...
I think of fat Tony two shoes or my cousin Vinny, - Yellow Bird 00:08
I think of fat Tony two shoes or my cousin Vinny,
Is, is your cousin Vinny the same Vinny who's a lawyer? - Yellow Bird 00:06
Is, is your cousin Vinny the same Vinny who's a lawyer?
Well, I was talking to Howie before and I mentioned I need some legal advice. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Well, I was talking to Howie before and I mentioned I need s...
I've been trying to divorce my old lady for the past 25 years, - Yellow Bird 00:08
I've been trying to divorce my old lady for the past 25...
I mean, that's probably not the best idea - Yellow Bird 00:07
I mean, that's probably not the best idea
Okay? Don't do that. - Yellow Bird 00:05
Okay? Don't do that.
My mother's past, - Yellow Bird 00:08
My mother's past,
But her nickname was MJ - Yellow Bird 00:07
But her nickname was MJ