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"Yellowbeard" quotes

Yellowbeard poster
After serving two decades in prison, Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) breaks out determined to recover the treasure that he buried so long ago, alongside his son, old crew, and the British Navy.

Director: Mel Damski
Writer: Graham Chapman, Peter Cook, Bernard McKenna
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 39/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $4,300,000
Released: 24 Jun 1983
Awards: N/A

46 video clips

YellowbeardBettyDanHarvey "blind" PewMoonCommander ClementLady LambourneTroilaFlower GirlDr. GilpinLord LambournHarvey 'blind' PewFlunkieGilbertMansellCaptain HughesMr. Crisp And VerdugoBlind PewRosieEl Nebuloso
Where's the map What map - Yellowbeard 00:16 Where's the map What map She couldn't be your mother No woman ever slept with me and lived - Yellowbeard 00:05 She couldn't be your mother No woman ever slept with me... Well it's about your father - Yellowbeard 00:15 Well it's about your father Evening Sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble - Yellowbeard 00:13 Evening Sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble Yes Twenty years ago today you were sentenced to jail - Yellowbeard 00:17 Yes Twenty years ago today you were sentenced to jail Look if you cut my head off it'll start to putrefy - Yellowbeard 00:11 Look if you cut my head off it'll start to putrefy When little Dan was two minutes old - Yellowbeard 00:22 When little Dan was two minutes old Where's the map What map - Yellowbeard 00:13 Where's the map What map Everyone will be following you - Yellowbeard 00:08 Everyone will be following you Lambourn stop that man pissing on the hedge - Yellowbeard 00:08 Lambourn stop that man pissing on the hedge What's happened to Daddy I killed him - Yellowbeard 00:10 What's happened to Daddy I killed him If there's one thing I've learned in life - Yellowbeard 00:10 If there's one thing I've learned in life What happened Plague - Yellowbeard 00:15 What happened Plague Stagger stagger right and jump - Yellowbeard 00:06 Stagger stagger right and jump But I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killing anyone - Yellowbeard 00:05 But I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killing... Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit please - Yellowbeard 00:13 Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit please That's Yellowbeard I'm in disguise you stupid tart - Yellowbeard 00:06 That's Yellowbeard I'm in disguise you stupid tart A pirate - Yellowbeard 00:11 A pirate A good big one will always beat a rotten little one - Yellowbeard 00:05 A good big one will always beat a rotten little one I had to Betraying's all part of pirating - Yellowbeard 00:16 I had to Betraying's all part of pirating Well it's been 20 years since we had a little cuddle - Yellowbeard 00:14 Well it's been 20 years since we had a little cuddle And needed a change of clothing I'm sure I killed the last one I raped - Yellowbeard 00:14 And needed a change of clothing I'm sure I killed the... Been out raping lad Nice work lad - Yellowbeard 00:14 Been out raping lad Nice work lad With your head on my shoulders we can wreck civilization - Yellowbeard 00:06 With your head on my shoulders we can wreck civilization It must have been that shark what jogged my memory - Yellowbeard 00:07 It must have been that shark what jogged my memory Did you see - Yellowbeard 00:16 Did you see The fat one on the throne is the Queen - Yellowbeard 00:11 The fat one on the throne is the Queen Luncheon duty - Yellowbeard 00:19 Luncheon duty So he can find the treasure Over my dead body - Yellowbeard 00:09 So he can find the treasure Over my dead body If you drink enough of it Oh that explains it - Yellowbeard 00:14 If you drink enough of it Oh that explains it When little Dan came along Who's Dan - Yellowbeard 00:09 When little Dan came along Who's Dan Where's my pirating outfit - Yellowbeard 00:05 Where's my pirating outfit If you're my son prove it Kill this stupid old bugger - Yellowbeard 00:23 If you're my son prove it Kill this stupid old bugger You're all going after the treasure Treasure No - Yellowbeard 00:09 You're all going after the treasure Treasure No Father we thought you were dead - Yellowbeard 00:18 Father we thought you were dead Oh bugger me you've sodded the whole thing up - Yellowbeard 00:09 Oh bugger me you've sodded the whole thing up You are a Yellowbeard What - Yellowbeard 00:23 You are a Yellowbeard What Sir is that strictly speaking accurate sir - Yellowbeard 00:10 Sir is that strictly speaking accurate sir Read read read - Yellowbeard 00:30 Read read read One pet per sailor parrots preferred - Yellowbeard 00:05 One pet per sailor parrots preferred What is that - Yellowbeard 00:17 What is that She's yours is she then Dan - Yellowbeard 00:06 She's yours is she then Dan Wait a minute - Yellowbeard 01:06 Wait a minute Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of Her Majesty's Navy - Yellowbeard 00:07 Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of Her... What did you say - Yellowbeard 00:38 What did you say I thought this was an atoll - Yellowbeard 00:05 I thought this was an atoll

Cast

Yellowbeard - Graham Chapman
Moon - Peter Boyle
El Segundo - Cheech Marin
El Nebuloso - Tommy Chong
Lord Lambourn - Peter Cook
All Cast