Shouldn't bother, love. They're fairly strict on this one
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Captain Hughes:
Wait a minute! What is that? Gilbert:
It's a crocodile, sir. Captain Hughes:
What's it for? Gilbert:
Well, um... each sailor is allowed, by tradition, a pet, sir. Captain Hughes:
One pet per sailor, parrots preferred. Gilbert:
Well, we like clubbed together, as it were, if you take my drift, sir. Captain Hughes:
That's bigger than three parrots. Gilbert:
Not if they're in cages, sir. Captain Hughes:
Open it up. Gilbert:
Open it up? Captain Hughes:
Open it up! There are buttons down the side. [Gilbert opens the crocodile. Rosie the prostitute is smiling inside] Captain Hughes:
The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck is now a proven scientific fact. Gilbert:
Nice try, Rosie. Rosie:
[Rosie walks off and stops a sailor carrying a sheep towards the ship]
Shouldn't bother, love. They're fairly strict on this one
Wait a minute! What is that? Gilbert:
It's a crocodile, sir. Captain Hughes:
What's it for? Gilbert:
Well, um... each sailor is allowed, by tradition, a pet, sir. Captain Hughes:
One pet per sailor, parrots preferred. Gilbert:
Well, we like clubbed together, as it were, if you take my drift, sir. Captain Hughes:
That's bigger than three parrots. Gilbert:
Not if they're in cages, sir. Captain Hughes:
Open it up. Gilbert:
Open it up? Captain Hughes:
Open it up! There are buttons down the side. [Gilbert opens the crocodile. Rosie the prostitute is smiling inside] Captain Hughes:
The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck is now a proven scientific fact. Gilbert:
Nice try, Rosie. Rosie:
[Rosie walks off and stops a sailor carrying a sheep towards the ship]
Shouldn't bother, love. They're fairly strict on this one
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Wait a minute
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What is that
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It's a crocodile sir
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What's it for
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Well each sailor is
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allowed by tradition a pet sir
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One pet per sailor parrots preferred
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Well we like clubbed together as it were if you take my drift sir
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That's bigger than three parrots Not if they're in cages sir
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Open it up
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Open it up
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Open it up There are buttons down the side
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The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck
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is now a proven scientific fact
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Nice try Rosie
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Shouldn't bother love They're fairly strict on this one
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Movie Summary
After serving two decades in prison, Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) breaks out determined to recover the treasure that he buried so long ago, alongside his son, old crew, and the British Navy.
