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"Yes Man" quotes

Yes Man poster
A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

Director: Peyton Reed
Writer: Nicholas Stoller, Jarrad Paul, Andrew Mogel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $97,690,976
Released: 19 Dec 2008
Awards: 3 wins & 9 nominations
And things are changing for me It's like the era of yes has begun - Yes Man 00:08 And things are changing for me It's like the era of yes... We are Sparta - Yes Man 00:09 We are Sparta Yes Yes - Yes Man 00:04 Yes Yes No means no - Yes Man 00:07 No means no Hey did you ever meet my friend Ian He's a computer hacker - Yes Man 00:19 Hey did you ever meet my friend Ian He's a computer... Chapter 26 Words That Rhyme With Yes - Yes Man 00:17 Chapter 26 Words That Rhyme With Yes At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers - Yes Man 00:08 At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers You're dead Carl - Yes Man 00:35 You're dead Carl Fine I wipe my ass with fine - Yes Man 00:04 Fine I wipe my ass with fine If the molehill won't come to Terrence - Yes Man 00:10 If the molehill won't come to Terrence You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here - Yes Man 00:07 You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here She's never gonna go to a ball - Yes Man 00:05 She's never gonna go to a ball I can't - Yes Man 00:15 I can't We got a fainter down in Head Removal - Yes Man 00:04 We got a fainter down in Head Removal Nice work Carl Bump my fist - Yes Man 00:09 Nice work Carl Bump my fist I should have been the one To break up with you - Yes Man 00:16 I should have been the one To break up with you I'm just saying yes to life homes You gotta say yes to life - Yes Man 00:13 I'm just saying yes to life homes You gotta say yes to... Why don't you take a stroll through the hills - Yes Man 00:08 Why don't you take a stroll through the hills I can't believe I tripped like that - Yes Man 00:05 I can't believe I tripped like that Was I chewing gum before - Yes Man 00:04 Was I chewing gum before Don't call me past 11 p m It won't happen again - Yes Man 00:16 Don't call me past 11 p m It won't happen again Thank you - Yes Man 00:20 Thank you Say it a million times Yes - Yes Man 00:10 Say it a million times Yes I shot a cow with a bazooka - Yes Man 00:07 I shot a cow with a bazooka Ever had Red Bull I never had Red Bull Had Red Bull last night I like Red Bull - Yes Man 00:11 Ever had Red Bull I never had Red Bull Had Red Bull last... Anyway I am gone orrhea - Yes Man 00:11 Anyway I am gone orrhea But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge and I wanna share it with you - Yes Man 00:05 But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge and... Oh come on You're halfway through just snap it off already - Yes Man 00:06 Oh come on You're halfway through just snap it off... You called me Norm Yeah - Yes Man 00:16 You called me Norm Yeah We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about didn't we Tweed - Yes Man 00:10 We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about... Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guy - Yes Man 00:14 Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless... Don't call me past 11 p m It won't happen again - Yes Man 00:14 Don't call me past 11 p m It won't happen again Are you stalking me No I would never do that - Yes Man 00:08 Are you stalking me No I would never do that Am I going too fast for you - Yes Man 00:13 Am I going too fast for you You know who cares The world's a playground - Yes Man 00:10 You know who cares The world's a playground

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