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L shot a cow with a bazookal'm not proud of that last one but l did it man
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Yes Man

I killed a cow with a bazooka... I'm not proud of that last one

Nick:
I killed a cow with a bazooka... I'm not proud of that last one

Full Transcript

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l shot a cow with a bazooka
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l'm not proud of that last one but l did it man
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
774
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:26
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

Actors

John Michael Higgins
Nick
John Michael Higgins
Jim Carrey
Carl
Jim Carrey
Fine l wipe my ass with fine - Yes Man 00:04
Fine l wipe my ass with fine
Carl, live your life! - Yes Man 00:12
Carl, live your life!
-l know you wanna see my band. - Yes Man 00:24
-l know you wanna see my band.
Jesus, Pete. - Yes Man 00:08
Jesus, Pete.
Oh, come on. - Yes Man 00:11
Oh, come on.
Oh come on You're halfway through just snap it off already - Yes Man 00:06
Oh come on You're halfway through just snap it off...
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second. - Yes Man 00:42
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
MAN 3: Yes! - Yes Man 00:21
MAN 3: Yes!
You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here - Yes Man 00:07
You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here
Lf the molehill won't come to TerrenceTerrence will come to the molehill - Yes Man 00:09
Lf the molehill won't come to TerrenceTerrence will...
What's your name? - Yes Man 00:49
What's your name?
Thank you - Yes Man 00:20
Thank you
You're dead CarlYou say no to life and therefore you're not livingYou make up excuses to the people around youand to yourselfYou're stuck in the same dead end job You have been for yearsYou don't have a girlfriend You don't have anything close to a - Yes Man 00:41
You're dead CarlYou say no to life and therefore...
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui......you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. - Yes Man 00:22
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with...
Yes - Yes Man 00:03
Yes
Hey, there he is. - Yes Man 00:44
Hey, there he is.
-Can l use your phone? - Yes Man 00:07
-Can l use your phone?
CARL Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guyYes yes l doLetting him burn out your phoneso you can't call AAA when you run out of gasThat sounds like a fucking great idea - Yes Man 00:14
CARL Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a...
Why don't you take a stroll through the hillsand get killed by the Manson family Don't mind if l do - Yes Man 00:08
Why don't you take a stroll through the hillsand get...
Come on, man. - Yes Man 00:10
Come on, man.