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L have been such a dick and a douche

L wasn't open to stuff, and now l am......and things are changing for me.lt's like the era...

Yes Man • 2008

l have been such a dick and a douche. More of a douchethan a dick, probably......but l'm sorry. l should havebeen there. l mean, really. You're preaching to the choir, Carl. l'm telling you, man,things are different. Okay. Wait, so wait.You have to say yes to everything? Yeah, exactly. lt's like you said:l wasn't open to stuff, and now l am......and things are changing for me.lt's like the era of yes has begun. All right. Look, gets youout of the house, l'm all for it. Excuse me.Could we get another round of drinks? And actually,we're gonna start a tab......and our good friend here, Carl,will be taking care of it. Well, you're okay with that,right, buddy? Yes. Yes, l am. Okay

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l have been such a dick and a douche

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More of a douche than a dick probably

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but l'm sorry l should have been there l mean really

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You're preaching to the choir Carl

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l'm telling you man things are different

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Okay Wait so wait You have to say yes to everything

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Yeah exactly lt's like you said l wasn't open to stuff and now l am

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and things are changing for me lt's like the era of yes has begun

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All right Look gets you out of the house l'm all for it

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Excuse me Could we get another round of drinks

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And actually we're gonna start a tab

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and our good friend here Carl will be taking care of it

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Well you're okay with that right buddy

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Yes Yes l am

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Okay

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لقد كنت وضيعا أحمقا أحمق أكثر من وضيع أنا ا سف كان يجب أن ا تي للحفل

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ماذا حدث لعقلك يا كارل

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الأمور مختلفة الا ن إنتظر أنت مجبر أن تقول أجل على كل شيء

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أجل تماما كما قلت لم أكن منفتح الذهن على كثير من الأمور

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وها أنا الأمور تتغير لصالحي أشعر كأن حقبة من كلمة أجل قد بدأت

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حسنا أنظر سنقيم حفلا صغيرا بهذه المناسبة

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عذرا هل يمكننا الحصول على جولة اخر من المشروب

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سوف نبدأ الشرب المتتالي وصديقنا كارل سيتول ى الامر

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لا مانع لديك بهذا اليس كذلك

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أجل لا أمانع حسنا

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J'ai été une vraie bite et un con

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Plus con que bite sûrement mais

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Désolé J'aurais dû venir

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Je suis sincère Tu prêches un converti

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Crois moi les choses ont changé

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Tu dois dire oui à tout

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Exactement

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Comme tu le disais j'étais pas ouvert

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Je le suis et ça change

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L'ère du oui a commencé

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Si ça te fait sortir j'approuve

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Excusez moi Remettez nous ça

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On va ouvrir un compte

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et notre bon copain Carl Allen règlera

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Ça te va hein

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Ça me va

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Aku selama ini menjadi pecundang dan pengecut

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Lebih ke pengecut daripada pecundang mungkin

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tapi maafkan aku Aku seharusnya ada disana Beneran

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Kau berpidato ke tim paduan suaranya Carl Aku kan sudah bilang semuanya berbeda

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Oke Tunggu Kau harus mengatakan ya untuk apapun

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Ya tepat sekali Seperti yang kau bilang Aku tertutup dan sekarang aku membuka diri

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dan semuanya berubah Sepertinya era ya sudah dimulai

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Baiklah Lihat kau sudah keluar dari rumah Dan aku turut punya andil disitu

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Permisi Bisa tambah minumannya lagi

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Dan kami akan memulainya

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dan teman baik kami ini Carl yang akan membayarnya

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Kau tak masalah dengan itu kan Ya

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Oke

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Я был таким уродом дураком Больше дураком чем

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уродом пожалуй Ну прости меня я должен был придти

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Правда Я тебе так и говорил Карл

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А сейчас сейчас все изменилось Постой ты всему на свете должен говорить да

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Да вот именно Ты сам говорил я был закрытым А теперь наоборот все изменилось

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Теперь началась эра слова да

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Замечательно Если это вытащит тебя из дома я только за

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Простите можно нам еще по одной И вообще откройте нам счет

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а наш хороший друг Карл Аллен его оплатит

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Ты ведь оплатишь счет приятель Да я оплачу Хорошо

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He sido un imbécil y un pesado

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Probablemente más un pesado que un imbécil

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pero lo siento Debí haber estado ahí De veras

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Has descubierto América Carl Te digo que las cosas han cambiado

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Bien Espera Tienes que decir que sí a todo

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Exactamente Como tú dijiste no estaba dispuesto a nada y ahora lo estoy

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y las cosas están cambiando para mí Ha comenzado la era del sí

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De acuerdo Mira si te saca de tu casa me encanta

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Disculpe Puede traernos otra vuelta de tragos

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De hecho ábranos una cuenta

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y nuestro buen amigo Carl la pagará

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Estás de acuerdo verdad amigo Sí Sí lo estoy

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Muy bien

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

00:30:52

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.