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You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here
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Yes Man

You can't audit life, my friend

Terrence Bundley:You can't audit life, my friend

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You can't audit life my friend Now get on up here
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
498
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:14
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Carl
Jim Carrey
Lf the molehill won't come to TerrenceTerrence will come to the molehill - Yes Man 00:09
Lf the molehill won't come to TerrenceTerrence will...
What's your name? - Yes Man 00:49
What's your name?
Thank you - Yes Man 00:20
Thank you
You're dead CarlYou say no to life and therefore you're not livingYou make up excuses to the people around youand to yourselfYou're stuck in the same dead end job You have been for yearsYou don't have a girlfriend You don't have anything close to a - Yes Man 00:41
You're dead CarlYou say no to life and therefore...
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui......you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. - Yes Man 00:22
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with...
Yes - Yes Man 00:03
Yes
Hey, there he is. - Yes Man 00:44
Hey, there he is.
-Can l use your phone? - Yes Man 00:07
-Can l use your phone?
CARL Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guyYes yes l doLetting him burn out your phoneso you can't call AAA when you run out of gasThat sounds like a fucking great idea - Yes Man 00:14
CARL Hey Carl Do you wanna give all your money away to a...
Why don't you take a stroll through the hillsand get killed by the Manson family Don't mind if l do - Yes Man 00:08
Why don't you take a stroll through the hillsand get...
Come on, man. - Yes Man 00:10
Come on, man.
Am l going too fast for you? - Yes Man 00:13
Am l going too fast for you?
-What are you doing? - Yes Man 00:22
-What are you doing?
CARL: Yeah, that's getting it good. - Yes Man 00:40
CARL: Yeah, that's getting it good.
Never avoid opportunities. - Yes Man 00:08
Never avoid opportunities.
-Hello? NORMAN: Carl, it's your buddy Norman. - Yes Man 00:27
-Hello? NORMAN: Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Would l like to increase the size of my penis? - Yes Man 00:11
Would l like to increase the size of my penis?
-Persian wifefinder. - Yes Man 00:34
-Persian wifefinder.
You called me Norm YeahCould that like be my nickname Yeah l guessOh nice l like your style Car That could be yoursYeah Carl's pretty short already but - Yes Man 00:15
You called me Norm YeahCould that like be my nickname Yeah l...
L have been such a dick and a douche. - Yes Man 00:45
L have been such a dick and a douche.