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You're dead CarlYou say no to life and therefore you're not livingYou make up excuses to the people around youand to yourselfYou're stuck in the same dead end job You have been for yearsYou don't have

You're dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. You make up...

Yes Man • 2008

Terrence Bundley:You're dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job, you have been for years. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have anything close to a girlfriend and you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?

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You're dead Carl

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You say no to life and therefore you're not living

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You make up excuses to the people around you

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and to yourself

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You're stuck in the same dead end job You have been for years

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You don't have a girlfriend You don't have anything close to a girlfriend

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And you lost the love of your life

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because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs

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And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui

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you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate

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Am l right Carl

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أنت ميت يا كارل أنت تقول لا للحياة ولهذا لا تعتبر حيا

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أنت تختلق الأعذار للناس من حولك

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ولنفسك ايضا أنت عالق في ذات العمل الممل منذ أعوام

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لا تملك خليلة لا تملك مايشبه الخليلة

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ولم تستطع أن تبقى مع حب حياتك لأنها لم تستطع الحياة مع شخص يرفض حياته

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ومن الناحية العاطفية تشعر بالملل ومليء بالخمول ولا يمكنك إستدعاء الشهوة اللازمة للإستمناء

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ألست محقا بهذا

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Vous êtes mort Carl

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En disant non à la vie vous ne vivez pas

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Vous vous défilez Avec les autres avec vous même

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Vous végétez dans un emploi sans avenir depuis des années

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Vous n'avez pas de petite amie ni rien d'approchant

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Vous avez perdu la femme de votre vie

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car elle ne voulait pas d'un peine à vivre

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La nuit vous êtes tellement submergé par l'ennui

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que vous n'avez même pas le c ur à vous masturber

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Ai je raison Carl

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Kau mati Carl

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Kau mengatakan tidak pada kehidupan dan oleh karena itu kau tak menjalaninya

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Kau membuat alasan alasan pada orang disekitarmu

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dan untukmu sendiri

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Kau terjebak pada pekerjaan yang sama Dan itu sudah bertahun tahun

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Kau tidak punya pacar Kau tidak punya sesuatu yang mendekatkanmu pada teman wanita

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Dan kau kehilangan cinta dari hidup

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karena dia tidak bisa bersama seseorang yang tidak menikmati hidupnya

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Dan sepanjang malam kau merasa bosan dan kau habiskan dengan perasaan bosan

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kau bahkan tak bersemangat dalam melakukan masturbasi

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Apa aku benar Carl

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Ты мертв Карл из зала Точно из зала Да

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Ты говоришь нет жизни поэтому ты не живешь Ты придумываешь оправдания для людей вокруг

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и для себя самого Ты долгие годы занимаешься

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одно и той же бесконечной работой У тебя нет девушки

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нет ни одного близкого тебе человека

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И ты потерял любовь своей жизни потому что она не могла быть с тем

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кто не живет на полную голос из зала Да Точно

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Да уж

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Большинство вечеров тебе так скучно и безумно тоскливо что у тебя даже не хватает энтузиазма

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и эмоций чтобы немного помаструбировать Я прав Карл

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Estás muerto Carl

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Le dices no a la vida por lo tanto no estás viviendo

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Inventas excusas para la gente a tu alrededor

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y para ti mismo

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Estás atrapado en el mismo empleo en el que has estado por años

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No tienes novia No tienes nada parecido a una novia

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Y perdiste al amor de tu vida

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porque ella no podía estar con alguien que no estaba vivo

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Sé que por las noches estás tan aburrido y fastidiado

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que ni siquiera encuentras el ánimo necesario para masturbarte

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Tengo razón Carl

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

566

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:24

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

Actors

Carl