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Yoga Hosers

Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

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action, comedy, horror

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Colleen Collette

Colleen McKenzie

Harley Quinn Smith

Ichabod

Toilet Paper Man

Harley Morenstein

'Peg Mom

'Peg Son

Hunter Calloway

Gordon Greenleaf

Ms. McKenzie

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Yogi Bayer

Bob Collette

Tabitha

Ms. Wicklund

Genesis Rodriguez

Ms. Maurice

Vanessa Paradis

Adrien Arcand

Haley Joel Osment

Andronicus Arcane

Principal Invincible

Guy Lapointe

Canadian Bat, Man!

The Bratzis

Dispatcher

Rogue Cop

(as Charles Bonan)

Charles Sauveur Bonan

Goalie Golem

David Greathouse

Puppeteer

Robert Kurtzman

Disgruntled Eh-2-Zed Customer

Christopher Drake

German Soldier

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Colleen Mckenzie Ms. Wicklund Colleen Collette Guy Lapointe Yogi Bayer

Sorry aboot that - Yoga Hosers

Sorry aboot that

My best friend was having lady
problems in the bathroom, okay? - Yoga Hosers

My best friend was having lady problems in the bathroom, oka...

(snickers) - Yoga Hosers

Um, True Norths, this
week's issue of Them, - Yoga Hosers

Um, True Norths, this week's issue of Them,

But it's, like, dumb because
the guy was a walrus - Yoga Hosers

But it's, like, dumb because the guy was a walrus

Moo, I'm utterly underwater, eh?
Moo, moo, eh? - Yoga Hosers

Moo, I'm utterly underwater, eh? Moo, moo, eh?

(laughing) - Yoga Hosers

Moo, moo, moo. I'm a loser, eh? - Yoga Hosers

Moo, moo, moo. I'm a loser, eh?

(laughing) - Yoga Hosers

("Wishing Well" by
Terence Trent D'arby) - Yoga Hosers

("Wishing Well" by Terence Trent D'arby)

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

- The only sassy, sexy...
- (camera clicks) - Yoga Hosers

- The only sassy, sexy... - (camera clicks)

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

Yeah, well, we close
in 20 minutes, - Yoga Hosers

Yeah, well, we close in 20 minutes,

Let me ask you somethin', you
ladies like workin' the Zed? - Yoga Hosers

Let me ask you somethin', you ladies like workin' ...

Colleen and Colleen
with me in between. - Yoga Hosers

Colleen and Colleen with me in between.

Now with two very
cool sophomores. - Yoga Hosers

Now with two very cool sophomores.

- (rustling)
- (creepy mumbling) - Yoga Hosers

- (rustling) - (creepy mumbling)

Come out, come out,
wherever you are. - Yoga Hosers

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

(screams) - Yoga Hosers

(screams) - Yoga Hosers

No! no, no, no, no, no, no,. - Yoga Hosers

No! no, no, no, no, no, no,.

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

Senior boys only invite sophomore
girls to parties for one thing. - Yoga Hosers

Senior boys only invite sophomore girls to parties for one t...

- Well, me and Colleen don't do that.
- (bottle blows raspberry) - Yoga Hosers

- Well, me and Colleen don't do that. - (bottle blows r...

We're always in-sync and I don't
get mine for two more weeks. - Yoga Hosers

We're always in-sync and I don't get mine for two ...

(giggling) - Yoga Hosers

No way. Just the thought of
going to a grade 12 party - Yoga Hosers

No way. Just the thought of going to a grade 12 party

On one condition, you
bring something stabby. - Yoga Hosers

On one condition, you bring something stabby.

Pretentious Frog, "I only
eat grass-fed flies." - Yoga Hosers

Pretentious Frog, "I only eat grass-fed flies."

"I don't like the product
you've given me." - Yoga Hosers

"I don't like the product you've given me.&qu...

Two-Legged Dog, and he's
in his little pushcart, - Yoga Hosers

Two-Legged Dog, and he's in his little pushcart,

And we feel positive
energy all around us. - Yoga Hosers

And we feel positive energy all around us.

But, you know, I did read
on the message boards - Yoga Hosers

But, you know, I did read on the message boards

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

Oh, yeah, arms, legs,
heads, scalps, torsos, - Yoga Hosers

Oh, yeah, arms, legs, heads, scalps, torsos,

- Dinkies?
- (Yogi laughs) - Yoga Hosers

- Dinkies? - (Yogi laughs)

There's some real negativity in
the world, girls. But remember, - Yoga Hosers

There's some real negativity in the world, girls. But r...

Seriously. sit in Lotus Position
next time you're on the toilet, - Yoga Hosers

Seriously. sit in Lotus Position next time you're on th...

(laughing) - Yoga Hosers

That one's cute. that one's cute,
don't post that one though. - Yoga Hosers

That one's cute. that one's cute, don't post ...

Oh. what in the ham and
eggs is this all about? - Yoga Hosers

Oh. what in the ham and eggs is this all about?

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

(shrieks) - Yoga Hosers

- (smooching)
- (laughing) - Yoga Hosers

- (smooching) - (laughing)

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

She's only supposed to go to
sophomore mixers. I thought. - Yoga Hosers

She's only supposed to go to sophomore mixers. I though...

Last year. they blew out
the power with their amps. - Yoga Hosers

Last year. they blew out the power with their amps.

Yeah. it's bad enough the
two of them are always - Yoga Hosers

Yeah. it's bad enough the two of them are always

Lock up the store and go
play their so-called music - Yoga Hosers

Lock up the store and go play their so-called music

(chuckling) - Yoga Hosers

We're just gonna go in
our room and we're gonna - Yoga Hosers

We're just gonna go in our room and we're gonna

Can you just leave the door open.
though? - Yoga Hosers

Can you just leave the door open. though?

God. she's the daughter.
Bob, not the parent. - Yoga Hosers

God. she's the daughter. Bob, not the parent.

(clears throat) - Yoga Hosers

(clears throat)

(door slams) - Yoga Hosers

- I'm sorry. sorry.
- (sighs) - Yoga Hosers

- I'm sorry. sorry. - (sighs)

♪ (singing "Babe" by Styx) ♪ - Yoga Hosers

♪ (singing "Babe" by Styx) ♪

(singing continues) - Yoga Hosers

(singing continues)

♪ But I'll be lonely
without you ♪ - Yoga Hosers

♪ But I'll be lonely without you ♪

♪ So please believe me my ♪
♪ heart is in your hands. ♪ - Yoga Hosers

♪ So please believe me my ♪ ♪ heart is in your hands. ♪...

(music plays) - Yoga Hosers

♪ Babe I love you. ♪ - Yoga Hosers

♪ Babe I love you. ♪

(school bell rings) - Yoga Hosers

(school bell rings)

One. two. three. - Yoga Hosers

One. two. three.

(camera clicks) - Yoga Hosers

(camera clicks)

(camera click) - Yoga Hosers

What makes you two think
that you can sit out - Yoga Hosers

What makes you two think that you can sit out

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

And our yoga instructor gave us this
note to give to you. Ms. Wicklund. - Yoga Hosers

And our yoga instructor gave us this note to give to you. Ms...

We have permission to sit
oot anytime you do yoga - Yoga Hosers

We have permission to sit oot anytime you do yoga

Technically. There's a
school honor policy - Yoga Hosers

Technically. There's a school honor policy

Do any of you ladies want
to be photographed by these - Yoga Hosers

Do any of you ladies want to be photographed by these

Generation Why Me? I call it. - Yoga Hosers

Generation Why Me? I call it.

You live on your phones - Yoga Hosers

You live on your phones

Well. how about you save
your Can-bashin' sass - Yoga Hosers

Well. how about you save your Can-bashin' sass

No phones for the
rest of the day! - Yoga Hosers

No phones for the rest of the day!

(thud) - Yoga Hosers

(school bell rings) - Yoga Hosers

(school bell rings)

(videogame music) - Yoga Hosers

(videogame music)

(Gordon sighs) - Yoga Hosers

I mean. it happened. like.
A million miles away, - Yoga Hosers

I mean. it happened. like. A million miles away,

Well. what if I told you.
During World War ll. - Yoga Hosers

Well. what if I told you. During World War ll.

All of them making preparation
for the day Hitler - Yoga Hosers

All of them making preparation for the day Hitler

Ms. Maurice: Let's see. what can
I tell you about Canadian Nazis? - Yoga Hosers

Ms. Maurice: Let's see. what can I tell you about Canad...

Well. many years back
in the 1930's there was - Yoga Hosers

Well. many years back in the 1930's there was

Some turned their hunger into anger.
And they looked for - Yoga Hosers

Some turned their hunger into anger. And they looked for

And as a result. in Toronto.
The first Swastika Club opens. - Yoga Hosers

And as a result. in Toronto. The first Swastika Club opens.

A pub full of drunks. Offering
up anti-Semitic rabble - Yoga Hosers

A pub full of drunks. Offering up anti-Semitic rabble

Not to the Hudson Bay department store.
Ms. Collette. - Yoga Hosers

Not to the Hudson Bay department store. Ms. Collette.

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

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Year: 2016

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