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"You Can't Cheat an Honest Man" quotes

You Can't Cheat an Honest Man poster
The owner of a debt-ridden circus contends with pursuant bill collectors and sheriffs and his beloved daughter's relationships with one of his performers and a stuffy but wealthy young man.

Director: George Marshall, Edward F. Cline
Writer: George Marion Jr., Richard Mack, Everett Freeman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 1939
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 18 Feb 1939
Awards: N/A

50 video clips

BurrRochesterMr. Archibald Bel-goodieBoy With SlingshotMrs. SludgeChester DalrympleWestern Union ManRoger Bel-goodiePhineas WhipsnadePrincess BabaVictoria WhipsnadeRobinson - Bel-goodie's ButlerMrs. Bel-goodie
You kids are disgusting - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:09 You kids are disgusting Singing I'd rather have two girls - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:11 Singing I'd rather have two girls As my dear old grandfather litvak said - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:12 As my dear old grandfather litvak said Charlie I've got a good mind to - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 Charlie I've got a good mind to This way ladies and gentlemen this way - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:30 This way ladies and gentlemen this way You must come down with me after the show to the lumberyard - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:08 You must come down with me after the show to the lumberyard Nobody's gonna find me after the show - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:13 Nobody's gonna find me after the show I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:17 I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean There's been a mistake in my change - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:11 There's been a mistake in my change Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:04 Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself Quiet you termites flophouse Whispers - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:04 Quiet you termites flophouse Whispers Huh Oh excuse me For my next experiment - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:10 Huh Oh excuse me For my next experiment And it's not whipsnake It's whipsnade - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 And it's not whipsnake It's whipsnade Good afternoon Charles - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:15 Good afternoon Charles Now look here sir You absent yourself from this house immediately - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:17 Now look here sir You absent yourself from this house... Cease Hold it up - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:22 Cease Hold it up But as grandma litvak used to say never trust a ventriloquist or a barber - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 But as grandma litvak used to say never trust a... Whoop I dropped something - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 Whoop I dropped something You know getting married is like buying a new horse - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:08 You know getting married is like buying a new horse Wherever people speak a civilized tongue - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:07 Wherever people speak a civilized tongue Does your father play ping pong - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:18 Does your father play ping pong Godfrey Daniel what's going on here now - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:13 Godfrey Daniel what's going on here now That's fine Don't telegraph write - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 That's fine Don't telegraph write Now ladies and gentlemen for my first experiment - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:16 Now ladies and gentlemen for my first experiment Telegram for larceny whipsnake - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:23 Telegram for larceny whipsnake Boss Yeah - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:08 Boss Yeah All right Phineas whipsnade - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:07 All right Phineas whipsnade But as I was saying you know mother's gonna be - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:08 But as I was saying you know mother's gonna be Go on your merry way and let the old man wind up behind the eight ball - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 Go on your merry way and let the old man wind up behind the... Demon rum My heart bleeds for those poor boys Ticket - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 Demon rum My heart bleeds for those poor boys Ticket It's time for the sideshow Mr Rib steak - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:12 It's time for the sideshow Mr Rib steak You ain't by chance referring to one of us little colored boys are you - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 You ain't by chance referring to one of us little... Won't that be ducky Oh that would be wonderful - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 Won't that be ducky Oh that would be wonderful You will be careful won't you baba - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:10 You will be careful won't you baba Whistling Man Hey whipsnade - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:11 Whistling Man Hey whipsnade Laughing Uh what were you doing talking - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:15 Laughing Uh what were you doing talking Why you double crosser you - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:09 Why you double crosser you Mr Whipsnade why is a cat's tail like a long journey - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:14 Mr Whipsnade why is a cat's tail like a long journey You know what I think I smell a rodent and I do mean whipsnade - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:05 You know what I think I smell a rodent and I do mean... Victoria dear - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:17 Victoria dear Here comes old rubber nose - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 Here comes old rubber nose Robinson I'm going to be married - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 Robinson I'm going to be married What a pity your dear mother isn't here to share this joy with us dear - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:21 What a pity your dear mother isn't here to share this... And you will be sweet to whipsnade - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:11 And you will be sweet to whipsnade Now look you know these people are society people - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:12 Now look you know these people are society people Yes up at lake titicaca I had a wonderful experience with a rattlesnake - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:06 Yes up at lake titicaca I had a wonderful experience with a... Gangway Gangway Gangway Let me handle the situation - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:15 Gangway Gangway Gangway Let me handle the situation You're speaking to a bel goodie - You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 00:09 You're speaking to a bel goodie

Cast

Larson E. Whipsnade - W.C. Fields
The Great Edgar - Edgar Bergen
Charlie - Charlie McCarthy
Rochester - Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson
Mortimer - Mortimer Snerd
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