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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Director

Dennis Dugan

Year

Genre

Box Office

$100,018,837

Production

N/A

Awards

2 wins & 2 nominations

Zohan

Phantom

Dalia

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Michael

Gail

Oori

Salim

James

Walbridge

Mrs. Greenhouse

Hamdi

Nasi

Kevin

Yosi

Zohan's Mother

Zohan's Father

Taxi Driver

Mariah Carey

John McEnroe

George Takei

Bruce Vilanch

Paul Mitchell

John Paul DeJoria

Claude

Waleed

Yitzhak

Tom

Pinchas

Aharon

Ze'ev

Danny A. Abeckaser

Hassan

Bashir

Mousa Hussein Kraish

Ephraim

Levi

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Gray Kleibolt

Barry Livingston

Philip

Real Estate Agent

Daniel Browning Smith

Doorman

Mariah's Assistant

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Fred

Coleman

Skizzy

Commander

Second Commander

Koby

Avi

Danny

Michal

Dorit

Sara

Homeless Guy

Exploded Shop Owner

Debbie

Nadira

Mrs. Skitzer

Mrs. Haynes

Mrs. Paulson

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis

Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger

Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey

Older Lady in Salon

Hip Salon Receptionist

Blonde at Salon

Catty Hairdresser

African American Salon Owner

Donielle Artese

Kids' Salon Owner

Little Boy

Doctor

Plus Size Girl at Disco

Laurie Meghan Phelps

DJ

Kenneth Greenaway

First Woman in Cab

Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Second Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust

Second Woman in Cab

Angry Tall Driver

Christopher Innvar

Truck Driver

Dog Owner

Barbara Ann Davison

Hamdi's Passenger

Boy Customer

Arguing Female Customer

Jennifer De Minco

Walbridge's Girlfriend

Pharmacist

Inaz

Lily Javaherpour

Hamdi's Wife

Kristina Haddad

Phantom's Trainer

Reporter

Anne Marie Howard

Beach Girl

Kayaker

Terrorist with Hand

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve

Rabbi

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Michelle Arenal

Hot Girl in Club

Jordan Ashbrook

Eti

Girl at Mall

Cheerleader

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Israeli Fan

Fry Cook

Autograph Seeker #1

Israeli Hacky Sack Coach

Hacky Sack Enthusiast

Israeli Soldier

Businessman

Israeli Dancer

Melanie Bulujian

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Times Square Crazy Man

Phantom's Wife

Ella Christopher

Nick

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Phantom's Wife

Rossie Cottrell

City Goer

Israeli Hacky Sack Fan

Hot Dog Vendor

Picnic Girl

Kendall Draughn

Electronic Store Customer

Airline Terminal Passenger

Marshall Factora

Priest

Israeli Fan

Disco Merchant

Phantom's Wife

Phantom's Wife

Disco Hip Girl

Girl in Club

Jessica Mei Gershen

Waitress

Commuter

Ronald E. Giles

Israeli Soldier

Sharlene Grover

Israeli Soldier

Sepideh Haftgoli

Beauty Salon Client

Dalohan Receptionist

Party Guy

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Hotel Manager

Spectator

Night Club Bouncer

Amir - Bearded Man

Reporter

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Criminal #3

Shocked Businessman

Timothy Dean Lee

Go Go Dancer

Business Woman

Bernadette Lords

Arab #3

Anthony Martins

Hot Girl

Cheerleader

Girl in Park

Girl in Club

Phantom's Wife

Hacky Sack Fan

Christina Neferis

Street Merchant

Phantom's Wife

Redneck Posse Man #2

The Hot Chick

Klavdia Ramnareine

Snooty French girl at the club

Deborah Rombaut

Middle Eastern Girl

Mom in line for Goat Ride

Girl riding on goat

Hacky Sack Spectator

Scorekeeper

Fan in the crowd

Mikael Sharafyan

Dancer

Jhennah Sinclaire

Woman in Beauty Shop

Angry Palestinian

Israeli Weapons Trainer

Little Boy #2

Riley Thomas Stewart

Israeli Soldier

Party Goer

Ruth

Christa Texeira

Rock-Throwing Girl

Zeb

Alena

Angry Palestinian

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Shopper

Cafe Customer

Israeli Soldier

Kevin Van Doorslaer

Disco-Tech

Girlfriend

Salon Patron

Hotdog Patron

East Villager

Derrick Williams

Limousine Passenger

News Cameraman

Girlfriend

Ukrossi

Phantom's Best Friend

Taxi Cab Patron

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Come disco. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

So let's go - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Go, go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

No. Kapara, what is going on? Just some bullshit-uchen. Let's go! Hey, I'm on vacation here. Can't y - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

No. Kapara, what is going on? Just some bullshit-uchen....

Are they gonna hurt him? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Are they gonna hurt him?

The terrorist known as Phantom......was spotted yesterday at a Hacky Sack tournament in Beirut. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

The terrorist known as Phantom......was spotted yesterday at...

Chunky cuts. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You don't giggle at the Zohan - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You don't giggle at the Zohan

You've caught so many terrorists it's an artYou're like Rembrandt with a grenade - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You've caught so many terrorists it's an...

I want to cut......and style hair. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I want to cut......and style hair.

You-- You fagala? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You-- You fagala?

I like hair. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Really He's usually as hard as trigonometry - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Really He's usually as hard as trigonometry

I just want to make people silky smooth. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I just want to make people silky smooth.

You know the Phantom will try to run, so be ready for this. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You know the Phantom will try to run, so be ready for this.

I get it, I get it, you guys don't like our country. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I get it, I get it, you guys don't like our country.

So we are the bad ones. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

So we are the bad ones.

You think you can oppress my people, landgrabber? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You think you can oppress my people, landgrabber?

Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan, bring it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan, bring it.

Why you do this? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Why you do this?

Look, look, look. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Look, look, look.

The piranha, it looks very painful for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

The piranha, it looks very painful for you.

Yeah! I kill! I kill the Zohan! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Yeah! I kill! I kill the Zohan!

Yeah! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Cutting the hair, this makes something beautiful. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Cutting the hair, this makes something beautiful.

I understand. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's all about not getting recognized. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's all about not getting recognized.

Rise and shine, guys. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Rise and shine, guys.

I could look for clues It's my shift for community night watch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I could look for clues It's my shift for community...

Oh, where are my two little babies? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Oh, where are my two little babies?

Take me to the Paul Mitchell hair salon. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Take me to the Paul Mitchell hair salon.

Good morning for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Good morning for you.

- Hey, you forgot these.
- Those are for you, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- Hey, you forgot these. - Those are for you, my friend.

You know what? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's all b'seder. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's all b'seder.

What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks anyways - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks...

This is ridiculous traffic. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

This is ridiculous traffic.

- Hey, that was amazing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- Hey, that was amazing.

Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but you get it - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but...

Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got rid of the apartheidOh yes the weather is much cooler - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got...

Look at this. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's good for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's good for you.

- Disco, disco. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- Disco, disco.

You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother grandma grandpa the whole familyI'm good at this - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother...

Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it It's right hereYou shouldn't jump aroundwhen this nice woman's holding a sharp pair of scissorsIf you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein on accidentThere's no way to stitch the - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it...

Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his...

When I was your age I already killed seven men. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

When I was your age I already killed seven men.

Well, then, at least it's a good time to
shave his neck. I would get him quick. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck...

Once you start in electronics store you never get out - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Once you start in electronics store you never get out

Phantom Muchentuchen! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Phantom Muchentuchen!

Unbelievable. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You the mensch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Disco, disco, good, good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Disco, disco, good, good.

Okay. I have never seen that. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay. I have never seen that.

Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please.

Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more vivacious than her mother." Scrappeleh, that's wonderful. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson...

This is called a comb. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

This is called a comb.

You want some coffee back there? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You want some coffee back there?

I will lose themNobody is following us - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I will lose themNobody is following us

Debbie, you did a good job. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Debbie, you did a good job.

He's trying to kill himself. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

He's trying to kill himself.

Take care, Mrs. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Take care, Mrs.

I'm not in much of a hurry. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I'm not in much of a hurry.

Rafaela's Salon. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Rafaela's Salon.

Debbie, she quit. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Debbie, she quit.

So let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I not the problem. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I not the problem.

I have betrayed my salon - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I have betrayed my salon

Mrs. Skitzer, let's cut your hair. Just lay back, Mrs. Skitzer. I'll take care of everything. - Oh, - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Mrs. Skitzer, let's cut your hair. Just lay back, Mrs....

I love it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Thank you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Come on, Scrappy! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Come on, Scrappy!

It's orgasmic. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I love it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- No. I am sorry, Mr. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- No. I am sorry, Mr.

And you are a stupid cow - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

And you are a stupid cow

Come on, Scrappy! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Come on, Scrappy!

You see? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay, we'll take them to the truck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay, we'll take them to the truck.

Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend?

Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let you off the hook. Nobody spits on me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let...

Thank you for the goat, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Thank you for the goat, my friend.

It's not for me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's not for me.

Well, I'm ready for it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, I'm ready for it.

Is good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Who remembers this stuff? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Who remembers this stuff?

- This is it? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

We'll take 12. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Why Pancake? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster

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An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Dennis Dugan

Writer: Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, Judd Apatow

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 54/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: $100,018,837

Released: 06 Jun 2008

Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

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