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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Director

Dennis Dugan

Year

Genre

Box Office

$100,018,837

Production

N/A

Awards

2 wins & 2 nominations

Zohan

Phantom

Dalia

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Michael

Gail

Oori

Salim

James

Walbridge

Mrs. Greenhouse

Hamdi

Nasi

Kevin

Yosi

Zohan's Mother

Zohan's Father

Taxi Driver

Mariah Carey

John McEnroe

George Takei

Bruce Vilanch

Paul Mitchell

John Paul DeJoria

Claude

Waleed

Yitzhak

Tom

Pinchas

Aharon

Ze'ev

Danny A. Abeckaser

Hassan

Bashir

Mousa Hussein Kraish

Ephraim

Levi

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Gray Kleibolt

Barry Livingston

Philip

Real Estate Agent

Daniel Browning Smith

Doorman

Mariah's Assistant

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Fred

Coleman

Skizzy

Commander

Second Commander

Koby

Avi

Danny

Michal

Dorit

Sara

Homeless Guy

Exploded Shop Owner

Debbie

Nadira

Mrs. Skitzer

Mrs. Haynes

Mrs. Paulson

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis

Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger

Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey

Older Lady in Salon

Hip Salon Receptionist

Blonde at Salon

Catty Hairdresser

African American Salon Owner

Donielle Artese

Kids' Salon Owner

Little Boy

Doctor

Plus Size Girl at Disco

Laurie Meghan Phelps

DJ

Kenneth Greenaway

First Woman in Cab

Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Second Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust

Second Woman in Cab

Angry Tall Driver

Christopher Innvar

Truck Driver

Dog Owner

Barbara Ann Davison

Hamdi's Passenger

Boy Customer

Arguing Female Customer

Jennifer De Minco

Walbridge's Girlfriend

Pharmacist

Inaz

Lily Javaherpour

Hamdi's Wife

Kristina Haddad

Phantom's Trainer

Reporter

Anne Marie Howard

Beach Girl

Kayaker

Terrorist with Hand

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve

Rabbi

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Michelle Arenal

Hot Girl in Club

Jordan Ashbrook

Eti

Girl at Mall

Cheerleader

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Israeli Fan

Fry Cook

Autograph Seeker #1

Israeli Hacky Sack Coach

Hacky Sack Enthusiast

Israeli Soldier

Businessman

Israeli Dancer

Melanie Bulujian

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Times Square Crazy Man

Phantom's Wife

Ella Christopher

Nick

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Phantom's Wife

Rossie Cottrell

City Goer

Israeli Hacky Sack Fan

Hot Dog Vendor

Picnic Girl

Kendall Draughn

Electronic Store Customer

Airline Terminal Passenger

Marshall Factora

Priest

Israeli Fan

Disco Merchant

Phantom's Wife

Phantom's Wife

Disco Hip Girl

Girl in Club

Jessica Mei Gershen

Waitress

Commuter

Ronald E. Giles

Israeli Soldier

Sharlene Grover

Israeli Soldier

Sepideh Haftgoli

Beauty Salon Client

Dalohan Receptionist

Party Guy

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Hotel Manager

Spectator

Night Club Bouncer

Amir - Bearded Man

Reporter

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Criminal #3

Shocked Businessman

Timothy Dean Lee

Go Go Dancer

Business Woman

Bernadette Lords

Arab #3

Anthony Martins

Hot Girl

Cheerleader

Girl in Park

Girl in Club

Phantom's Wife

Hacky Sack Fan

Christina Neferis

Street Merchant

Phantom's Wife

Redneck Posse Man #2

The Hot Chick

Klavdia Ramnareine

Snooty French girl at the club

Deborah Rombaut

Middle Eastern Girl

Mom in line for Goat Ride

Girl riding on goat

Hacky Sack Spectator

Scorekeeper

Fan in the crowd

Mikael Sharafyan

Dancer

Jhennah Sinclaire

Woman in Beauty Shop

Angry Palestinian

Israeli Weapons Trainer

Little Boy #2

Riley Thomas Stewart

Israeli Soldier

Party Goer

Ruth

Christa Texeira

Rock-Throwing Girl

Zeb

Alena

Angry Palestinian

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Shopper

Cafe Customer

Israeli Soldier

Kevin Van Doorslaer

Disco-Tech

Girlfriend

Salon Patron

Hotdog Patron

East Villager

Derrick Williams

Limousine Passenger

News Cameraman

Girlfriend

Ukrossi

Phantom's Best Friend

Taxi Cab Patron

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It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...

One womanone zikpahone life - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

One womanone zikpahone life

You see his face? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You see his face?

It's Neosporin, it's nothing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

It's Neosporin, it's nothing.

I'm terrified right now. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I'm terrified right now.

- Let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Drop the paint. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Drop the paint.

My blade, camel jockey. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

My blade, camel jockey.

What are you laughing at? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What are you laughing at?

They had it coming to them, right? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

They had it coming to them, right?

I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again yesterdayI stated our price and the urgency of the matterand he offered me two thirds less and a Toshiba DVD playerThe people at Everything Must Go were just as difficultThey offered me a Blu ray disc - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again...

He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you can build some kind of roller coaster mallSir I just wanna thank you for this opportunityI mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and the terrorists on the same nightI mean it's likeIt's like - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you...

Hello. I find the Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Hello. I find the Zohan.

Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen restaurant chainNoBut if I tell you no have chain anywaySo you not give any incentiveOkay I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chainPhantom Salim Muchentuchen NoTwenty five percent NoI want yogurt shop - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen...

You're an Israeli counterterrorist? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You're an Israeli counterterrorist?

Maybe is for best. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Maybe is for best.

- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift.

They come out with new book? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

They come out with new book?

No feathering? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I'm sorry it didn't work out. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue Stars......and your Lebanese Trees! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue...

What's with the cheers? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What's with the cheers?

- Zohan.
- Dalia. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

- Zohan. - Dalia.

Goal! And disco break! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Goal! And disco break!

My pita shop. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Why you do this? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Why you do this?

What I miss? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People don't like us tooWhy Because they think we are you - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People...

The Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What kind of shoes you like? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What kind of shoes you like?

Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies. - No. I'm gonna blow up this block. I'm gonna blow you up, I'm - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies. - No. I'm gonna...

No, no, no. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, hello, stranger. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, hello, stranger.

Listen, I'm Grant Walbridge. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Listen, I'm Grant Walbridge.

No! My life is ruined. They were perfect. The ratio. Why? No, no, no. Stop. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

No! My life is ruined. They were perfect. The ratio. Why?...

What the heck are you doing? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What the heck are you doing?

Goat rides! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

And this is your Palestinian wifeYes AbbaDoes she know you're a fagalaI see This is becauseCongratulationsNow cut my hair - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

And this is your Palestinian wifeYes AbbaDoes she know...

Goat rides! Everybody, goat ride. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Goat rides! Everybody, goat ride.

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An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

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Director: Dennis Dugan

Writer: Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, Judd Apatow

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 54/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: $100,018,837

Released: 06 Jun 2008

Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

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