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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

And you are stupid cow!

Salim:
And you are stupid cow!

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And you are a stupid cow
Available in 3 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,045
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:20
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Actors

Rob Schneider
Salim
Rob Schneider
Come on, Scrappy! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Come on, Scrappy!
You see? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:58
You see?
Okay, we'll take them to the truck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Okay, we'll take them to the truck.
Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend?
Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let you off the hook. Nobody spits on me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let...
Thank you for the goat, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
Thank you for the goat, my friend.
It's not for me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
It's not for me.
Well, I'm ready for it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Well, I'm ready for it.
Is good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:54
Is good.
Who remembers this stuff? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Who remembers this stuff?
- This is it? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
- This is it?
We'll take 12. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:43
We'll take 12.
Why Pancake? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Why Pancake?
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...
One womanone zikpahone life - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
One womanone zikpahone life
You see his face? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
You see his face?
It's Neosporin, it's nothing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
It's Neosporin, it's nothing.
I'm terrified right now. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:24
I'm terrified right now.
- Let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
- Let's go.
Drop the paint. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
Drop the paint.