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And this is your Palestinian wifeYes AbbaDoes she know you're a fagalaI see This is becauseCongratulationsNow cut my hair

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Congratulations. Now cut my hair

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Zohan's Father:
And this is your Palestinian wife.Zohan:Yes papa.Zohan's Father:Does she know you're a faygelah?Zohan's Father:Congratulations. Now cut my hair

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And this is your Palestinian wife

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Yes Abba

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Does she know you're a fagala

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I see This is because

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Congratulations

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Now cut my hair

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انها ليست مسابقه

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انا بحاجق لقص اظافرى

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لا نعلم ما بدأ القتال

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انه بين اشخاص امريكيين من الشرق الاوسط لنرى

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انهم ليسوا من الشرق الاوسط انهم زائفين

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مالك الارض وال بريدج استأجر اشخاصا

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وال بيرج مطور الاراضى

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Wieder gewonnen Ist vielleicht nicht fair

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Ich muss die Nägel schneiden

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Wir wissen nicht worum es hier geht

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Offenbar ein Streit zwischen Händlern aus Nahost

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Wir fragen nach

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Hat nichts mit Nahost zu tun Alles Schwindel

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Der Vermieter dieser Walbridge ist

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Verzeihung Walbridge der Bauunternehmer

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Verdammt

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Aku hampir selesai

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Aku suka Ya tentu kau suka

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Aku senang keramasi rambutmu

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tapi aku lebih suka menjilati melon2 itu

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Aku tahu dia memilikinya dalam dirinya

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Ya dia seperti ibunya

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Mungkin aku memutihkan putingmu dan menamparkannya ke wajahmu

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No es competencia

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Pero necesito cortarme las uñas

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GUERRA DE RAZAS No sabemos por que empezó

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Parece que es entre comerciantes del Medio Oriente veamos

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Ellos no son del Medio Oriente es falso

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Es el casero el tal Walbridge el paga

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Grant Walbridge el constructor

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Bu da Filistinli eşin mi

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Evet baba

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Nonoş olduğunu biliyor mu

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Anladım Bunu demesinin sebebi

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Tebrikler

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Şimdi saçımı kes

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Duration

20 seconds

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1,012

Timestamp in Movie

01:45:46

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

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Zohan's Father

Zohan