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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Are they gonna hurt him? No one can hurt the Zohan. - Bye, Zohan.- Take care, man

Are they gonna hurt him? No one can hurt the Zohan. - Bye, Zohan.- Take care, man

Full Transcript

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Are they gonna hurt him
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No one can hurt the Zohan
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Bye Zohan Take care man
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:42
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
The terrorist known as Phantom......was spotted yesterday at a Hacky Sack tournament in Beirut. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
The terrorist known as Phantom......was spotted yesterday at...
Chunky cuts. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:31
Chunky cuts.
You don't giggle at the Zohan - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:04
You don't giggle at the Zohan
You've caught so many terrorists it's an artYou're like Rembrandt with a grenade - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
You've caught so many terrorists it's an...
I want to cut......and style hair. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
I want to cut......and style hair.
You-- You fagala? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
You-- You fagala?
I like hair. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
I like hair.
Really He's usually as hard as trigonometry - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Really He's usually as hard as trigonometry
I just want to make people silky smooth. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
I just want to make people silky smooth.
You know the Phantom will try to run, so be ready for this. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
You know the Phantom will try to run, so be ready for this.
I get it, I get it, you guys don't like our country. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
I get it, I get it, you guys don't like our country.
So we are the bad ones. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:27
So we are the bad ones.
You think you can oppress my people, landgrabber? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:13
You think you can oppress my people, landgrabber?
Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Zohan.
Zohan, bring it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Zohan, bring it.
Why you do this? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
Why you do this?
Look, look, look. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Look, look, look.
The piranha, it looks very painful for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
The piranha, it looks very painful for you.
Yeah! I kill! I kill the Zohan! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
Yeah! I kill! I kill the Zohan!
Yeah! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Yeah!