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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Chunky cuts. Zohan, what are you doing?The girls are here. I know, I was watching...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Chunky cuts. Zohan, what are you doing?The girls are here. I know, I was watching television. Well, if you want to have fun with us,we're right next door. - Good with the sticky, you should do it.- No, no, no. I am going to dinner with my parents.Just leave me alone. - All right, all right.- It is all right! You don't giggle at the Zohan. You hear me?No giggling at the Zohan. You never giggle at the Zohan

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Zohan what are you doing The girls are here

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I know I was watching television

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Well if you want to have fun with us we're right next door

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Good with the sticky you should do it No no no

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I am going to dinner with my parents Just leave me alone

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All right all right It is all right

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You don't giggle at the Zohan

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You hear me No giggling at the Zohan

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You never giggle at the Zohan

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زوه ان ماذا تفعل الفتي ات معى هنا

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لا شيء انا اشاهد التلفاز فقط

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حسنا اذا كنت تريد المرح معنا نحن بجوارك

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تشعر بخير بمم ارسه الجنس يجب عليك فعل هذا

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لا لا لا انا سأذهب للعشاء مع والداى اتركنى و شأنى فقط

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لا بأس لا بأس

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طبعا لا بأس

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لا تقتربن من زوه ان

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هل سمعتونى لا تقتربن من زوه ان

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إياكم الإقتراب من زوه ان

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FassonschnüL

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Die Mädels sind da

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Ich weiß ich habe ferngesehen

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Also wenn du Spaß haben willst wir sind nebenan

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Die bringen den Klebestift zum Einsatz

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Ich esse bei meinen Eltern Lasst mich in Ruhe

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Schon gut schon gut

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Ist auch gut

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Kichert nicht über den Zohan

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Hört ihr Nicht über den Zohan kichern

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Potong pendek yang tebal

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Zohan apa yang kamu lakukan gadis2 di sini

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Aku tahu aku sedang menonton tv

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Jika kau ingin bersenang senang dengan kami kami ada di kamar sebelah

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Baik dengan situasi sulit kau harus lakukan Tidak tidak tidak

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Aku ingin makan malam dengan orang tuaku biarkan aku sendiri

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Baiklah baiklah Tidak apa apa

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Kau jangan tertawai Zohan

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Kau dengar aku Jangan tertawai Zohan

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Kau tidak pernah tertawai Zohan

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Corte en capas

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Zohan Qué haces Ya llegaron las chicas

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Ya sé estaba viendo TV

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Si te quieres divertir estamos al lado

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Son buenas con el palito ven

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No no voy a cenar con mis papás Déjame en paz

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Está bien Está bien

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Está bien

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Uno no se ríe de Zohan

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Me oyen No se rían de Zohan

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Nunca se rían se Zohan

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Kalın kesimler

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Zohan Ne yapıyorsun Kızlar burada

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Biliyorum Televizyon seyrediyordum

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Bizimle eğlenmek istersen yan odadayız

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Oynaşmak için can atıyorlar onlarla ilgilensen iyi olur

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Hayır hayır Ailemle yemek yiyeceğim Beni rahat bırakın

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Tamam Tamam Tamam tabii

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Zohan'a gülmeyin

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Duydun mu Zohan'a gülmek yok

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Zohan'a asla gülünmez

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Duration

31 seconds

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20

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:17

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.