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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Disco, disco, good, good. Disco, disco, good, good. Disco, disco, good, good. Disco, disco, good, good. Disco, disco, good, good. So you have never cut hair before. I have cut my own hairand several dogs. I have the Paul Mitchell book,I have the stamina, the desire-- But you have no trainingor experience. Would you hire someonewith experience in something else? In what? Can anyone here do this?

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Disco disco good good

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Disco disco good good

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Disco disco good good

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Disco disco good good

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Disco disco good good

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So you have never cut hair before

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I have cut my own hair and several dogs

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I have the Paul Mitchell book I have the stamina the desire

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But you have no training or experience

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Would you hire someone with experience in something else

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In what

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Can anyone here do this

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كما فعل الشبح الوغد و فتح محل لحوم بفلسطين الآن

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محل لحوم ماذا تقصد

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شرائح لحم الشبح

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كل ربات البيوت تشترى منه

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ربات البيوت

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و صور وجهه القبيح بكل مكان

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الكل سيأكل من عند مطعم الشبح

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سنقدم لك طع ام الابطال

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ك ب ه سمبوسه شرائح اللحم اللذيذه

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لن تعرف من تكون

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ستتوق لمذاقه ثانيا

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in Palästina in den Arscherlech kriechen

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Arscherlech kriechen Was meinst du

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Er macht Geschäfte

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hat sich Ehefrauen gekauft Muschelech

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Muschelech Er'

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Seine hässliche Visage soll überall sein

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Jedermann rennt

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Zu Phantoms leckeren Muchentuchen

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Für das Essen das Helden mögen

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Köstliches Muchentuchen

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Man weiß nie Wen man dort trifft

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Hier werdet ihr verwöhnt

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Disko disko bagus bagus

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Disko disko bagus bagus

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Disko disko bagus bagus

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Disko disko bagus bagus

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Disko disko bagus bagus

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Jadi kau belum pernah memotong rambut sebelumnya

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Aku pernah memotong rambutku sendiri dan beberapa anjing

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Aku punya buku Paul Mitchell aku punya stamina hasrat

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Tapi kau tak memiliki pelatihan atau pun pengalaman

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Maukah kau mempekerjakan seseorang dengan pengalaman lainnya

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Dalam hal apa

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Bisakah seseorang lakukan ini

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Y me mata cómo le están besando el culojim al Fantasma allá

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Besando el culajim De qué hablas

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MUJENTUJEN FANTASMA

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Compra esposas Conchajat

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Conchajat Él

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Dicen que su fea cara está en todos lados

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Todos corren Al Mujentujen del Fantasma

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La comida de los héroes Vas a saborear

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Kube sambusek El delicioso Mujentujen

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Nunca sabes con quién te vas a topar

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Los vamos a consentir

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Disko disko güzel güzel

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Disko disko güzel güzel

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Disko disko güzel güzel

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Disko disko güzel güzel

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Demek daha önce hiç saç kesmedin

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Kendi saçımı ve pek çok köpeğin tüyünü kestim

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Bende Paul Mitchell'in kitabı cesaret ve istek

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Ama eğitim ya da tecrüben yok

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Başka bir alanda tecrübesi olan birini işe almaz mısınız

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Hangi alanda

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Burada bunu yapabilecek kimse var mı

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Duration

35 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:38:24

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.