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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Disco, disco.- Good, good! - Disco, disco.- Good, good!

Disco, disco.- Good, good! - Disco, disco.- Good, good!

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Disco disco Good good
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Disco disco Good good
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
591
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:56
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother grandma grandpa the whole familyI'm good at this - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother...
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it It's right hereYou shouldn't jump aroundwhen this nice woman's holding a sharp pair of scissorsIf you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein on accidentThere's no way to stitch the - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it...
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his...
When I was your age I already killed seven men. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
When I was your age I already killed seven men.
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. I would get him quick. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck...
Once you start in electronics store you never get out - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Once you start in electronics store you never get out
Phantom Muchentuchen! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
Phantom Muchentuchen!
Unbelievable. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Unbelievable.
You the mensch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:22
You the mensch
Disco, disco, good, good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Disco, disco, good, good.
Okay. I have never seen that. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:53
Okay. I have never seen that.
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:29
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please.
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more vivacious than her mother." Scrappeleh, that's wonderful. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson...
This is called a comb. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:38
This is called a comb.
You want some coffee back there? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
You want some coffee back there?
I will lose themNobody is following us - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
I will lose themNobody is following us
Debbie, you did a good job. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:49
Debbie, you did a good job.
He's trying to kill himself. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
He's trying to kill himself.
Take care, Mrs. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:22
Take care, Mrs.
I'm not in much of a hurry. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I'm not in much of a hurry.