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Hey, that was amazing

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Hey, that was amazing.- Oh, yes. Where are you from, anyway? Where am I from? Australia....

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Hey, that was amazing.- Oh, yes. Where are you from, anyway? Where am I from? Australia. Really?Because you sound Middle Eastern. No, no, no. Similar accents. - Kangaroo. You see?- Sure. This is ridiculous. We're getting out. - Come on, dear.- I've been working longer than Hamdi. - You want me to get you home?- No, I'll grab a cab. You've done enough.That was crazy. Whose lockzie do I have to schluck? Oh, you know you're boning me.I don't know that. It's you. - What is happening?- What's happening? It's bullshaklaga. - We have to go.- Go where? - I'll run you.- What are you doing? This is legal?

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Hey that was amazing Oh yes

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Where are you from anyway

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Where am I from

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Australia

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Really Because you sound Middle Eastern

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No no no Similar accents

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Kangaroo You see Sure

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This is ridiculous We're getting out

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Come on dear I've been working longer than Hamdi

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You want me to get you home No I'll grab a cab

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You've done enough That was crazy

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Whose lockzie do I have to schluck

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Oh you know you're boning me I don't know that

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It's you

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What is happening What's happening

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It's bullshaklaga

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We have to go Go where

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I'll run you What are you doing

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This is legal

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شم رائحتها شم رائحتها الآن خذها

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هذه لك

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دعنى اذهب اتريد شيئا لأجل كزاغستان

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حسنا انا بخير

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جميل يا يوفى

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اتريد الدجاج

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لا لا لا سأصلحها لأجلك

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كانت صدمه فى الجنب

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من انت هل انت رجل اليكترونى

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لا لا لا انا احب الفتيات فقط

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شكرا على ايه حال

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الإزدحام المرورى سخيف

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على اى حال جورج صمم على عمل حفله

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انا اذهب متأخر اعود بمنتصف الليل دائما

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هل يمكنك إخف اض الصوت

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انا انام و لا اشاهد بطوله العالم للبوكر

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هل تراقب الطريق حتى

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كونى لطيفه قد يكون ارهابى

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Schnüffeln schnüffeln Fressen

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Nimm das Lass mich los

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Du willst Brezeln

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Alles klar hier

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Wunderbar Yofi

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Möchten Sie ein paar Hühner

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Ich mach's heile

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Alles b'seder

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Bist du etwa bionisch

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Ich mag nur Mädels

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Trotzdem danke

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Was für ein Verkehr

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Jedenfalls besteht George auf der Party

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Ich fahre immer nachts

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Geht das auch leiser

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Kein Schlaf und keine Poker Meisterschaft

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Achten Sie auch auf die Straße

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Hey itu menakjubkan Oh ya

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Kau berasal darimana

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Darimana aku berasal

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Australia

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Sungguh karena suaramu seperti dari timur tengah

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Tidak tidak tidak logatnya sama

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Kanguru kau lihat Tentu

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Ini menggelikan kita keluar

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Ayolah sayang Aku telah bekerja lebih lama daripada Hamdi

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Kau ingin aku mengantar pulang Tidak aku akan cari taksi

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Kau sudah cukup itu gila

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Siapa lockzie apakah aku harus schluck

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Oh kau tahu kau mengajari aku aku tidak mau tahu

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itu kau

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Apa yang terjadi Apa yang terjadi

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Itu bullshaklaga

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Kita harus pergi Kemana

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Aku akan melarikanmu Apa yang kau lakukan

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Apakah ini legal

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Huélelo huélelo ahora tómalo

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Eso es para ti Suéltame

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Querías una rosca

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Así estoy bien

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Precioso Yofi

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Quieres unas gallinas

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No no yo lo arreglo

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Todo está b'seder

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Qué eres biónico

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No no sólo me gustan las chicas

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Gracias de todos modos

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Que tráfico tan ridículo

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George insistió en que hiciéramos la fiesta

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Siempre me da medianoche en la calle

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Puede bajar la voz

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No duermo no veo serie mundial de póker

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Esta fijándose por donde va

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İnanılmazdı Öyle

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Nerelisin sen

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Nereliyim

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Avustralya

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Öyle mi Orta Doğulu gibi konuşuyorsun

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Hayır hayır Aksanlar benziyor

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Kanguru Gördün mü Evet

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Olacak şey değil Biz iniyoruz

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Gel hayatım Ben Hamdi'den uzun süredir çalışmak

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Seni evine bırakayım mı Hayır gerek yok Taksi tutarım

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Zaten yeterince şey yaptın

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Kime yaranmam gerek

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Bana haksızlık yaptığını biliyorsun Bilmiyorum

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Sen

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Ne oluyor Ne oluyor

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Bu çok saçmalaken

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Gitmemiz lazım Ne Nereye

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Zaman yok Seni evine taşıyayım Ne yapıyorsun

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Bu yasal mı

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:23:29

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.