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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I love it. Of course you do.I make you silky smooth. I tell you this. All right,...

I love it. Of course you do.I make you silky smooth. I tell you this. All right, Scrappy.You can cut Debbie's clients today. If they want you

Full Transcript

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I love it
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Of course you do I make you silky smooth I tell you this
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All right Scrappy You can cut Debbie's clients today
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If they want you
Available in 6 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
123
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:02
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
Thank you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
Thank you.
Come on, Scrappy! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
Come on, Scrappy!
It's orgasmic. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
It's orgasmic.
I love it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I love it.
- No. I am sorry, Mr. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
- No. I am sorry, Mr.
And you are a stupid cow - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:04
And you are a stupid cow
Come on, Scrappy! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Come on, Scrappy!
You see? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:58
You see?
Okay, we'll take them to the truck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Okay, we'll take them to the truck.
Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Did you throw this shoe at me, my friend?
Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let you off the hook. Nobody spits on me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let...
Thank you for the goat, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
Thank you for the goat, my friend.
It's not for me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
It's not for me.
Well, I'm ready for it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Well, I'm ready for it.
Is good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:54
Is good.
Who remembers this stuff? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Who remembers this stuff?
- This is it? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
- This is it?
We'll take 12. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:43
We'll take 12.
Why Pancake? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Why Pancake?
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...