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I not the problem

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I not the problem. I the solution. I fix. But if you screw up-- I can't afford a screwup...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

I not the problem. I the solution. I fix. But if you screw up-- I can't afford a screwup right now. No, no, no. I no screw up.I am the best for the job. Yeah, but you push and push."When is my turn"? I have to care about salon. - No, no, no.- No, no, no. You care about you.And don't fight in front of the customer. Mrs. Skitzer,I am afraid our stylist is out today. Would you care to wait for Claude? Does he do hair? He's not a regular. Well, that's fine. She say--I mean, only if it's okay with Dalia. Okay. You will not regret this decision

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I not the problem I the solution I fix

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But if you screw up

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I can't afford a screwup right now

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No no no I no screw up I am the best for the job

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Yeah but you push and push When is my turn

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I have to care about salon

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No no no No no no

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You care about you And don't fight in front of the customer

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Mrs Skitzer I am afraid our stylist is out today

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Would you care to wait for Claude

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Does he do hair

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He's not a regular

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Well that's fine

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She say I mean only if it's okay with Dalia

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Okay

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You will not regret this decision

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لكن يجب ان أعلن الآن انى لدى شيئا هنا

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ربما سينفجر

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ماذا تفعل نحن نتحدث

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لا لا لا

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انظر يا كوكو يجب ان تهدأ الآن ماذا

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لا اعتقد ان هذا العميل تعجبه طريقتك فى الحديث

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لم يقل احد هذا

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كوكو تذكر احترام محل العمل

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انا خنت الصالون

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يا للهول انه سيقتل نفسه

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سكرابى انا استحق هذا

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لا لا فقط فقط

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عامل السيدات برفق

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انا لم اتضايق

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احترسى يا سيده بولسن

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لم تتضايق

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هنا نعقم المقص

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mein Schtitzel zu explodieren

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Er will ausbrechen Was tust du da

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Wir machen Smalltalk

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Du musst dich etwas zügeln

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Ich glaube dein Smalltalk kommt nicht gut an

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Keiner beschwert sich

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Denk dran

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Respekt für die Arbeit

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Ich habe meinen Salon verraten

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Er will sich umbringen

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Ich hab's verdient

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Etwas vorsichtiger bei den Damen

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Mich hat's nicht gestört

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Alles Gute Mrs Paulson

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Sie hat's nicht gestört

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Lass mich die Schere desinfizieren

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Aku bukan masalah aku solusinya aku perbaiki

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Tapi jika kau mengacaukan

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Aku tak bisa menerima pengacau sekarang

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Tidak tidak tidak aku tidak mengacaukan aku yang terbaik untuk bekerja

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Ya tapi kau memaksa dan memaksa kapan giliranku

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Aku harus memperhatikan salon

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Tidak tidak tidak Tidak tidak tidak

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Kau hanya peduli pada dirimu dan jangan bertengkar di depan pelanggan

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Nyonya Skitzer aku khawatir kapster penata rambut kita keluar hari ini

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Maukah kau bersedia menunggu Claude

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Apakah dia bisa menata rambut

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Dia bukan pegawai tetap

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Tidak apa apa

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Dia mengatakan maksudku hanya tak apa dengan Dalia

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Baiklah

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Kau tidak akan menyesali keputusan ini

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Pero ahora lo admito que mi salchichón quiere saltarse

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Puede reventar estos

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Qué haces Hablamos de su apariencia

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Mira Coco necesitas calmarte

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A los clientes no les gusta como hablas de su apariencia

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Nadie ha dicho eso

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Coco recuerda respeta el lugar de trabajo

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He traicionado a mi salón

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Se quiere matar

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Scrappy Me lo merezco

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No solo solo

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Trata a las Damas con delicadeza

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A mí no me molestó

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Cuídese Sra Paulson

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No le molestó

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Déjame desinfectar las tijeras

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Ben sorun olmamak Ben çözüm olmak Ben halletmek

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Eline yüzüne bulaştırırsan

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Şu anda hata kaldıramam

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Hayır hayır hayır Ben bulaştırmamak Bu işte benden iyisi yok

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Sürekli Sıram ne zaman gelecek diyorsun

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Salonumu düşünmeliyim

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Hayır hayır hayır Hayır hayır hayır

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Sen sadece kendini düşünüyorsun Müşterilerin önünde kavga etme

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Bayan Skitzer Saç stilistimiz maalesef bugün yok

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Claude'i bekler miydiniz

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O yapabilir mi

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O kadrolu değil

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Fark etmez

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Diyor ki Yani Dalia için sakıncası yoksa

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Pekala

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Pişman olmayacaksın

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Duration

62 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:46:41

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.