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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I understand. The pills. Your parents thinkthey know what's best for you. Sleep

I understand. The pills. Your parents thinkthey know what's best for you. Sleep

Full Transcript

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I understand The pills
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Your parents think they know what's best for you
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Sleep
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:02
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
It's all about not getting recognized. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
It's all about not getting recognized.
Rise and shine, guys. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
Rise and shine, guys.
I could look for clues It's my shift for community night watch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
I could look for clues It's my shift for community...
Oh, where are my two little babies? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:27
Oh, where are my two little babies?
Take me to the Paul Mitchell hair salon. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:34
Take me to the Paul Mitchell hair salon.
Good morning for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
Good morning for you.
- Hey, you forgot these. - Those are for you, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Hey, you forgot these. - Those are for you, my friend.
You know what? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:51
You know what?
It's all b'seder. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
It's all b'seder.
What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks anyways - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
What are you bionicNo no no I only like the girlsThanks...
This is ridiculous traffic. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
This is ridiculous traffic.
- Hey, that was amazing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:52
- Hey, that was amazing.
Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but you get it - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but...
Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got rid of the apartheidOh yes the weather is much cooler - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got...
Look at this. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
Look at this.
It's good for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
It's good for you.
- Disco, disco. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
- Disco, disco.
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother grandma grandpa the whole familyI'm good at this - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother...
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it It's right hereYou shouldn't jump aroundwhen this nice woman's holding a sharp pair of scissorsIf you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein on accidentThere's no way to stitch the - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it...
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his...