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Okay. I have never seen that

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay. I have never seen that. That is very nice,but that is not going to help me. No...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Okay. I have never seen that. That is very nice,but that is not going to help me. No hands. Besides, I have no openings. If anything, I need to scale back......since they just raised my rentthrough the roof. Out of nowhere, some guy with a tiecomes in and tells me I need to pay. Stop it! I only wish to learn. I will do whatever it takes. Fine. You can sweep up haira few shifts a week. - You won't be--- No pay. No, no, no.But then, I will become stylist, yes? That could be a while. I will wait turn. You will see. I will get nighttime job for money. Soon the whole worldwill be silky smooth

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Okay I have never seen that

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That is very nice but that is not going to help me

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No hands

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Besides I have no openings

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If anything I need to scale back

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since they just raised my rent through the roof

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Out of nowhere some guy with a tie comes in and tells me I need to pay

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Stop it

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I only wish to learn

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I will do whatever it takes

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Fine You can sweep up hair a few shifts a week

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You won't be No pay

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No no no But then I will become stylist yes

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That could be a while

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I will wait turn You will see

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I will get nighttime job for money

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Soon the whole world will be silky smooth

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شرائح لحم الشبح هى الافضل

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خلال هذا الشهر وجبه اطفال الشبح

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ستأخذ ألعاب الفيلم الجديد الشبح يقدم الموت لـ زوه ان

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واحده فقط للزبون امريكا هى الشيطان

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غير معقول

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هذا الحيوان حقق حلمه لكن انا

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انا لا استطيع العمل مع الفلسطينيين لا اقدر على فعل هذا

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بلى تستطيع

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حلمك هو قص الشعر اتريد العراك ام قص الشعر

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اريد قص الشعر لكنى مرعوب

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انها امريكا يمكن فعل اى شيء هنا

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الم ت قد م على فعل شيء ظنه الناس مستحيل ابدا

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الا تعرف مع من تتحدث دعنى اجبرك على الحديث

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Phantom Muchentuchen

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Bestellt diesen Monat Happy Lunch

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mit Actionfiguren aus Phantoms

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neuem Film Tod dem Zohan

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Eine Figur pro Kunde Amerika ist Satan

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Unglaublich

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Dieses Tier kann seinen Traum leben

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Aber ich ich

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Ich kann nicht für Palästinenser arbeiten Ich kann nicht

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Doch du kannst

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Frisieren ist dein Traum

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Willst du Kampf oder Haare

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Ich will Haare

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Aber ich habe Angst

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Das ist Amerika Alles ist möglich

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Hast du nie etwas gemacht das unmöglich war

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Du willst nicht reden

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Ich bring dich dazu

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Baiklah aku belum pernah melihat itu

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Itu sangat bagus tapi tidak akan membantuku

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Tanpa tangan

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Disamping itu aku belum buka lowongan

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Jika ada aku butuh yang berpengalaman

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semenjak mereka menaikkan sewaku melalui atap

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Tak bisa keluar beberapa orang berdasi datang dan mengatakan padaku aku harus membayar

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Hentikan

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Aku hanya berharap dapat belajar

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Aku akan lakukan apa saja

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Baiklah kau bisa menyapu rambut beberapa shift seminggu

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Kau tidak akan Tidak dibayar

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Tidak tidak tidak tapi aku akan menjadi penata rambut ya

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Itu mungkin sementara

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Aku akan tunggu giliran kau akan lihat

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Aku akan kerja malam untuk mendapat uang

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Tidak lama lagi seluruh dunia akan menjadi selembut sutera

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El Mujentujen del Fantasma

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Este mes pide una Comida Feliz Mujentujen

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y recibe muñecos de la película Fantasma mata a Zohan

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Límite uno por cliente Estados unidos es Satanás

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Increíble

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Ese animal puede realizar su sueño Pero yo

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Yo no puedo trabajar con palestino no yo no puedo

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Sí sí puedes

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Tu sueño es cortar el pelo Quieres pelear o quieres pelo

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Quiero pelo Pero tengo miedo

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Es América Aquí puedes hacer lo que sea

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Nunca has hecho algo que todos creían que era imposible

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Conque no quieres hablar Te voy hacer hablar

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Tamam böyle bir şey hiç görmemiştim

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Çok güzel ama bir işime yaramaz

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Ellerimi bıraktım

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Ayrıca eleman ihtiyacım yok

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Yapsam yapsam adam çıkartırım

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çünkü kiram tavana fırladı

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Kravatlı bir adam pat diye çıkıp ödemem gerektiğini söyledi

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Yapma

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Sadece öğrenmek istiyorum

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Ne gerekirse yaparım

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Tamam Haftada birkaç kere saçları süpürmeye gelebilirsin

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Peki bana Ödeme yok

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Hayır hayır Sonra saç stilisti olacağım değil mi

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Biraz zaman alabilir

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Sıramı bekleyeceğim Görürsün

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Para için gece işi bulacağım

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Yakında bütün dünya ipeksi bir dokunuşa kavuşacak

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

78

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:03

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.