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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood.I'll let you off the hook. Nobody spits on me

Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood.I'll let you off the hook. Nobody spits on me

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Okay You're lucky I'm in good mood I'll let you off the hook
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Nobody spits on me
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
129
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:32
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
Thank you for the goat, my friend. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
Thank you for the goat, my friend.
It's not for me. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
It's not for me.
Well, I'm ready for it. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Well, I'm ready for it.
Is good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:54
Is good.
Who remembers this stuff? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Who remembers this stuff?
- This is it? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
- This is it?
We'll take 12. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:43
We'll take 12.
Why Pancake? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Why Pancake?
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...
One womanone zikpahone life - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
One womanone zikpahone life
You see his face? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
You see his face?
It's Neosporin, it's nothing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
It's Neosporin, it's nothing.
I'm terrified right now. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:24
I'm terrified right now.
- Let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
- Let's go.
Drop the paint. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
Drop the paint.
My blade, camel jockey. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
My blade, camel jockey.
What are you laughing at? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
What are you laughing at?
They had it coming to them, right? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They had it coming to them, right?
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again yesterdayI stated our price and the urgency of the matterand he offered me two thirds less and a Toshiba DVD playerThe people at Everything Must Go were just as difficultThey offered me a Blu ray disc - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again...
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you can build some kind of roller coaster mallSir I just wanna thank you for this opportunityI mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and the terrorists on the same nightI mean it's likeIt's like - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:31
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you...