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Unbelievable

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Unbelievable. This animal gets to live his dream.But, me, I-- I can no work Palestinian,...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Unbelievable. This animal gets to live his dream.But, me, I-- I can no work Palestinian, no.It's like-- I can't do this. Yes, you can. Is your dream to cut hair.You want fight, or you want hair? I want hair. But I'm scared. Is America.You can do anything here. You never done somethingpeople thought was impossible? So you don't want to talk, huh?I'll make you talk

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Unbelievable

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This animal gets to live his dream But me I

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I can no work Palestinian no It's like I can't do this

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Yes you can

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Is your dream to cut hair You want fight or you want hair

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I want hair But I'm scared

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Is America You can do anything here

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You never done something people thought was impossible

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So you don't want to talk huh I'll make you talk

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يوسى كان يريد ان يصبح عارض خ د ع اليد

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الم ي عجبك هذا انها جميله

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لكنه شعر بالراحه هنا

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اضغط على هذا الزر إنه من دون الهوائى

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متجر الإكترونيات يقتل الاحلآم

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و انا لا اريد لـ زوه ان ان يقت ل ح لم ه

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انت رجل حقا يا اورى

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بل انت الرجل

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تعال

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Yosi wollte

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Handmodell werden

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Gefällt Ihnen nicht Schauen Sie Einfach traumhaft

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Aber es war hier zu bequem

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Den Knopf drücken und umsonst Pay TV gucken

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Der Elektroladen

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ist ein Traummörder

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Und ich lasse nicht zu dass Zohan

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seinen Traum tötet

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Du

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bist eine Seele von Mensch Oori

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Du bist der Mensch

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Komm

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Was ist das

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Tak dapat dipercaya

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Binatang ini hidup di dalam mimpinya tapi aku aku

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Aku tidak bisa bekerja dengan orang Palestina tidak sepertinya aku tidak bisa lakukan ini

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Ya kau bisa

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Apakah mimpimu untuk memotong rambut kau ingin bertarung atau memotong rambut

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Aku ingin memotong rambut tapi aku takut

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Ini Amerika kau bisa lakukan apa pun di sini

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Kau tiak pernah menyelesaikan sesuatu yang orang lain pikir itu mustahil

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Jadi kau tidak ingin bicara hah aku akan buat kau bicara

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Yosi quería ser un modelo de manos

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No le gusta esto Es muy hermoso

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Pero se sintió muy cómodo

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Apriete este botón es HBO gratis

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La tienda de electrónica mata los sueños

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Y yo no dejaré que Zohan mate su sueño

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Eres un mensch un buen hombre

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Tú eres el mensch

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Ve

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İnanılmaz

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Bu hayvan hayalini gerçekleştirmiş Ben

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Bir Filistinli'ye çalışamam Bu tıpkı Bunu yapamam

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Yapabilirsin

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Hayalin saç kesmek mi Savaş mı istiyorsun saç kesmek mi

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Kuaförlük istiyorum ama korkuyorum

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Burası Amerika Burada her şeyi yapabilirsin

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Herkesin imkansız olduğunu düşündüğü bir şey yapmadın mı hiç

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Konuşmak istemiyor musun Ben seni konuştururum

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

101

Timestamp in Movie

00:37:18

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.