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Well, I'm ready for it

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Well, I'm ready for it. Oh, dear. I am sorry, Mrs. Greenhouse.I am not man enough for you...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Well, I'm ready for it. Oh, dear. I am sorry, Mrs. Greenhouse.I am not man enough for you today. Oh, Scrappy, it's fine. I don't know what the problem is.I am going to lose business. Oh, no, dear. You're still adorable. The screwingwas really just a bonus. You are an angel, Mrs. Greenhouse. An angel with the flexibilityof a circus freak. Oh, Scrappy! No, that could work.One more, please. Let's see what we got. And we're still nothing

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Well I'm ready for it

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Oh dear

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I am sorry Mrs Greenhouse I am not man enough for you today

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Oh Scrappy it's fine

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I don't know what the problem is I am going to lose business

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Oh no dear You're still adorable

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The screwing was really just a bonus

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You are an angel Mrs Greenhouse

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An angel with the flexibility of a circus freak

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Oh Scrappy

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No that could work One more please

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Let's see what we got

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And we're still nothing

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من اين اشتريت هذا

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من متجر متخصص

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انه مشروب من الشرق الاوسط اتعرفه انه مشروب فوار

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لا يبدو انه جيد

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جربه جربه انه جيد جدا

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ليس جيد بالنسبه لى

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لا حقا

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هذا هو محله

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ها هى صوره للمقارنه

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كم سيستغرق سأغلق الصحيفه

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احرص على سؤاله ان كان قد ض ر ب بالحذاء

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و حساء لحم العنزه

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Wo hast du das her

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Das Aus 'nem Spezialgeschäft an der West Side

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Ein Getränk aus Nahost Kennst du es

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Fizzy Bubblech

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Sieht

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ganz gut aus

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Probier mal ist wirklich gut Nimm 'nen Schluck

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Nicht mein Ding

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Ach echt

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Das ist sein Laden

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Hier ist ein Foto zum Vergleich

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Wie lang dauert das Ich hab den Kiosk zugemacht

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Du musst ihn nur fragen

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ob er mal 'nen Schuh abgekriegt hat

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Und

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nach der preisgekrönten Ziege die Zwiebelsuppe holen kann

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Sieh ihm dabei in die Augen

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Baiklah aku siap untuk itu

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Oh sayang

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Maaf Ny Greenhouse aku belum cukup jadi pria untukmu hari ini

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Oh Scrappy tidak apa

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Aku tidak tahu masalahnya apa Aku akan kehilangan bisnis

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Oh tidak sayang Kau masih menawan hati

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Kekacauan ini sungguh hanya sebuah bonus

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Kau seorang malaikat Ny Greenhouse

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Bidadari dengan keajaiban

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Oh Scrappy

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Tidak itu mungkin berfungsi sekali lagi tolonglah

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Mari lihat apa yang kita peroleh

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Dan kita masih belum apa apa

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Dónde compraste esto

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Esto Es una tienda especializada

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Es una bebida del Medio Oriente La conoces Burbujele

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No parece muy sabrosa

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Prueba es muy buena toma un poco

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No es para mí

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No De verdad

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Este es su salón

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Aquí está foto para comparar

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Cuánto va tardar Cerré mi puesto

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Pregúntale si alguna vez pegó a alguien con zapato

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Y sobre la cabra que puede traerte sopa de cebolla

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Ben hazırım

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Olamaz

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Affedersiniz Bayan Grrenhoouse Bugün yeterince erkek değilim

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Scrappy önemli değil

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Sorun nedir bilmiyorum İşimi kaybedeceğim

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Hayır Hala çok çekicisin

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Yatmak ekstradandı

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Sen bir meleksin Bayan Greenhouse

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Sirk yıldızı kadar esnek bir melek

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Scrappy

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Bu işe yarayabilir Bir tane daha lütfen

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Bakalım ne varmış

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Hala bir şey yok

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

127

Timestamp in Movie

01:02:23

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.