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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... Thanks anyways

Michael:
What are you? Bionic?Zohan:No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... Thanks anyways

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What are you bionic
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No no no I only like the girls
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Thanks anyways
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
2,409
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:48
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Actors

Nick Swardson
Michael
Nick Swardson
Adam Sandler
Zohan
Adam Sandler
This is ridiculous traffic. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
This is ridiculous traffic.
- Hey, that was amazing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:52
- Hey, that was amazing.
Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but you get it - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Can I just say that I don't like most rich people but...
Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got rid of the apartheidOh yes the weather is much cooler - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
Well Australia it must be really nice theresince they got...
Look at this. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
Look at this.
It's good for you. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
It's good for you.
- Disco, disco. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
- Disco, disco.
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother grandma grandpa the whole familyI'm good at this - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:09
You ever cut a sister's hair beforeYes Sister brother...
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it It's right hereYou shouldn't jump aroundwhen this nice woman's holding a sharp pair of scissorsIf you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein on accidentThere's no way to stitch the - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
Young man look what I found hereA nice balloonDo you want it...
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his...
When I was your age I already killed seven men. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
When I was your age I already killed seven men.
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. I would get him quick. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck...
Once you start in electronics store you never get out - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Once you start in electronics store you never get out
Phantom Muchentuchen! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
Phantom Muchentuchen!
Unbelievable. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Unbelievable.
You the mensch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:22
You the mensch
Disco, disco, good, good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Disco, disco, good, good.
Okay. I have never seen that. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:53
Okay. I have never seen that.
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:29
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please.
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more vivacious than her mother." Scrappeleh, that's wonderful. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson...