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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What are you laughing at? That was just with everyone

What are you laughing at? That was just with everyone

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What are you laughing at
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That was just with everyone
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
85
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:50
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
They had it coming to them, right? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They had it coming to them, right?
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again yesterdayI stated our price and the urgency of the matterand he offered me two thirds less and a Toshiba DVD playerThe people at Everything Must Go were just as difficultThey offered me a Blu ray disc - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again...
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you can build some kind of roller coaster mallSir I just wanna thank you for this opportunityI mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and the terrorists on the same nightI mean it's likeIt's like - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:31
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you...
Hello. I find the Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:21
Hello. I find the Zohan.
Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen restaurant chainNoBut if I tell you no have chain anywaySo you not give any incentiveOkay I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chainPhantom Salim Muchentuchen NoTwenty five percent NoI want yogurt shop - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:47
Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen...
You're an Israeli counterterrorist? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:44
You're an Israeli counterterrorist?
Maybe is for best. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
Maybe is for best.
- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift.
They come out with new book? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They come out with new book?
No feathering? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:19
No feathering?
I'm sorry it didn't work out. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue Stars......and your Lebanese Trees! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue...
What's with the cheers? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
What's with the cheers?
- Zohan. - Dalia. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Zohan. - Dalia.
Goal! And disco break! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Goal! And disco break!
My pita shop. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
My pita shop.
Why you do this? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:21
Why you do this?
What I miss? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
What I miss?
People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People don't like us tooWhy Because they think we are you - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People...
The Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
The Zohan.