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When I was your age I already killed seven men
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

When I was your ageI already killed seven men. Maybe you should grow up

When I was your ageI already killed seven men. Maybe you should grow up

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When I was your age I already killed seven men
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Maybe you should grow up
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
111
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:51
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck. I would get him quick. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Well, then, at least it's a good time to shave his neck...
Once you start in electronics store you never get out - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Once you start in electronics store you never get out
Phantom Muchentuchen! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
Phantom Muchentuchen!
Unbelievable. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Unbelievable.
You the mensch - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:22
You the mensch
Disco, disco, good, good. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:35
Disco, disco, good, good.
Okay. I have never seen that. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:53
Okay. I have never seen that.
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:29
Zohan. - Carmen Electra has the best tits now. - Oh, please.
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more vivacious than her mother." Scrappeleh, that's wonderful. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:37
Yes. I got this. "Did you see the new Kate Hudson...
This is called a comb. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:38
This is called a comb.
You want some coffee back there? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
You want some coffee back there?
I will lose themNobody is following us - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
I will lose themNobody is following us
Debbie, you did a good job. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:49
Debbie, you did a good job.
He's trying to kill himself. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
He's trying to kill himself.
Take care, Mrs. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:22
Take care, Mrs.
I'm not in much of a hurry. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I'm not in much of a hurry.
Rafaela's Salon. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
Rafaela's Salon.
Debbie, she quit. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
Debbie, she quit.
So let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
So let's go.
I not the problem. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 01:02
I not the problem.