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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Why Pancake? Just for fun. You were amazing right there

Why Pancake? Just for fun. You were amazing right there

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Why Pancake
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Just for fun
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You were amazing right there
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
94
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:21
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I cannot make sticky with anyone elseYou are the special oneI will only be stiff for youWho is SteveStiff with an F - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
It is youDalia I don't know how to tell you this I...
One womanone zikpahone life - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
One womanone zikpahone life
You see his face? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:28
You see his face?
It's Neosporin, it's nothing. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
It's Neosporin, it's nothing.
I'm terrified right now. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:24
I'm terrified right now.
- Let's go. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
- Let's go.
Drop the paint. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:14
Drop the paint.
My blade, camel jockey. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
My blade, camel jockey.
What are you laughing at? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
What are you laughing at?
They had it coming to them, right? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They had it coming to them, right?
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again yesterdayI stated our price and the urgency of the matterand he offered me two thirds less and a Toshiba DVD playerThe people at Everything Must Go were just as difficultThey offered me a Blu ray disc - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:23
I spoke to the manager of Going Out Of Business again...
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you can build some kind of roller coaster mallSir I just wanna thank you for this opportunityI mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and the terrorists on the same nightI mean it's likeIt's like - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:31
He told us You wanna get some people out your buildingso you...
Hello. I find the Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:21
Hello. I find the Zohan.
Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen restaurant chainNoBut if I tell you no have chain anywaySo you not give any incentiveOkay I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chainPhantom Salim Muchentuchen NoTwenty five percent NoI want yogurt shop - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:47
Okay okay okay What you want huhI want muchentuchen...
You're an Israeli counterterrorist? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:44
You're an Israeli counterterrorist?
Maybe is for best. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
Maybe is for best.
- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
- Zohan. - Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift.
They come out with new book? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They come out with new book?
No feathering? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:19
No feathering?
I'm sorry it didn't work out. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
I'm sorry it didn't work out.