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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Yes. I got this. "Did you seethe new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Yes. I got this. "Did you seethe new Kate Hudson movie? I think she is even more vivaciousthan her mother." Scrappeleh, that's wonderful.Now, let's practice on Michael. Michael!Could you come in here, please? What? What is--? Oh, Scrappy needs to practicesmall-talking. Can we do this another time?I have a shot at keeping my food down. Michael, I want to practice now. I'm afraid I'm terrible at this.Why won't you help me? Oh, honey.You are good at everything you do

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Yes I got this

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Did you see the new Kate Hudson movie

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I think she is even more vivacious than her mother

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Scrappeleh that's wonderful Now let's practice on Michael

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Michael Could you come in here please

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What What is

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Oh Scrappy needs to practice small talking

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Can we do this another time I have a shot at keeping my food down

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Michael I want to practice now

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I'm afraid I'm terrible at this Why won't you help me

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Oh honey You are good at everything you do

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لكن ليس لديك اى تدريب او خبره

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يمكنك تعيين شخصا ذو خبره بشيء اخر

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بماذا

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هل يمكن لشخص اخر هنا القيام بهذا

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حسنا انا لم ارى شيئا كهذا قط

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هذا لطيف للغايه لكنه لن يساعدنى

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بدون ايدى

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بالإضافه إلى انه لايوجد عندى مكان شاغر

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انا بحاجه للإدخار لدفع الإيجار الذى تراكم حتى السقف

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و من لا مكان يأتى شخص ذو رابطه عنق ليخبرنى ان على الدفع

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Aber keine Ausbildung

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oder Erfahrung

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Würdest du vielleicht jemand mit anderen Erfahrungen einstellen

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In was

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Kann jemand das hier

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Das habe ich noch nie gesehen

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Das ist schön aber es hilft mir auch nicht

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Ohne Hände

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Ich suche auch keine Leute

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eher müsste ich entlassen

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seit die Miete hier explodiert ist

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Auf einmal steht hier so ein Schlipsträger

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und sagt mir was ich zahlen soll

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Ya aku mengerti

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Apakah kau melihat film baru Kate Hudson

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aku pikir dia bahkan lebih gembira daripada ibunya

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Scrappeleh sangat bagus Sekarang ayo latihan dengan Michael

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Michael Dapatkah kau datang ke sini tolonglah

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Apa Apa yang

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Oh Scrappy butuh latihan sedikit bicara

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Bisa kita lakukan ini lain waktu aku ingin menjaga makananku dibawah

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Michael aku ingin latihan sekarang

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Aku takut pada ini kenapa kau tidak mau membantuku

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Oh sayang kau bagus pada apapun yang kau lakukan

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Pero no tienes entrenamiento ni experiencia

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Contratarías a alguien que tuviera experiencia en otra cosa

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En qué

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Puede alguien de aquí hacer esto

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Está bien Nunca había visto eso

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Es maravilloso pero eso no me va ayudar

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Sin manos

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Además no tengo vacantes

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Quizá tenga que despedir gente porque me subieron la renta

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De la nada llega un tipo de corbata y me dice que tengo que pagar

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İşte Yakaladım

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KUAFÖRLER İÇİN SOHBET REHBERİ

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Kate Hudson'ın yeni filmini gördün mü

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Bence annesinden bile daha cıvıl cıvıl

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Scrappciğim bu çok iyi Michael'da deneyebilirsin

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Michael Gelir misin lütfen

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Ne var Ne

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Scrappy'nin sohbet alıştırması yapması gerekiyor

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Daha sonra yapabilir miyiz Bu gece yediklerimi kusmayacağım sanırım

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Şimdi çalışmak istiyorum

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Bu konuda çok zayıfım Neden yardım etmemek

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Hayatım sen yaptığın her işte çok iyisin

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Duration

37 seconds

Views

77

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:43

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.