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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You see? She's going with it.It's good. Yep. - She has a free shoulder. Come join.- I'm...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

You see? She's going with it.It's good. Yep. - She has a free shoulder. Come join.- I'm good. Mrs. Haynes,you're getting cold here. Claude, come. Keep her warm. Go ahead. Yes. And gently move.Gently move the shoulder. All you want to do is let her knowyou're here for her. Now look awaylike you're not even doing it. We're not doing this. Push. Push. Push. The Mrs. Haynes sandwich. I am trying to make moneyto start my own business, huh. Would you say you read Spiegelonce a month, twice.... Would you just get us to the hair salon?We're gonna miss our appointment. I curse you, and I curse your hair. What is big dealabout this hair place anyway? They get worse every year

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You see She's going with it It's good

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Yep

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She has a free shoulder Come join I'm good

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Mrs Haynes you're getting cold here

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Claude come Keep her warm

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Go ahead Yes

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And gently move Gently move the shoulder

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All you want to do is let her know you're here for her

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Now look away like you're not even doing it

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We're not doing this

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Push Push Push

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The Mrs Haynes sandwich

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I am trying to make money to start my own business huh

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Would you say you read Spiegel once a month twice

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Would you just get us to the hair salon We're gonna miss our appointment

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I curse you and I curse your hair

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What is big deal about this hair place anyway

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They get worse every year

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هذا لأجلك

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خذ هذا

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تسريحه الـ كوكو

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لا انا اسف يا سيد بول ميتشل

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اصغ إلى يا سكرابى ارجوك

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سأعطيك اسهم خياريه و سأسمى شامبو تيم ننا بإسمك

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لا فولأئى لهذا المكان سأدمرك

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سمعت عن هذا المكان من جوان

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يجب ان تسألى عن سكرابى

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اجل انا صاحب الخط

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معذره

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مرحبا انا اتحدث من دليل المتحدث

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Tut mir leid Mr Paul Mitchell

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Hör mir zu Scrappy bitte Du bekommst Aktienanteile

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Ich nenne ein Shampoo nach dir

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Nein ich bin diesem Laden treu

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Ich werde dich zerstören

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Joanne hat mir von diesem Laden erzählt

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Man soll nach Scrappy fragen

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Ist der Karteninhaber zu sprechen

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Verzeihung

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Hallo ich bin vom Spiegel Katalog

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Sind Sie zwischen 18 und 39

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Kau lihat dia menemani itu itu bagus

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Ya

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Dia punya pundak kosong mari bergabung Aku baik

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Ny Haynes kau mulai kedinginan di sini

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Claude ayo buat dia tetap hangat

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Majulah Ya

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Dan gerakan lemah lembut gerakan lemah lembut di bahu

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Semua yang kau ingin lakukan adalah biarkan dia tahu kau di sini untuknya

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Sekarang lihatlah sepertinya kau belum pernah melakukan ini

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Kita tidak melakukan ini

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Dorong dorong dorong

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Aku mencoba menghasilkan uang dengan memulai usahaku sendiri hah

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Akankah kau ingin katakan bahwa kau membaca Spiegel sekali dalam sebulan dua kali

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Akankah kau membawa kita ke salon rambut

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Kita akan melewatkan janji kita

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Aku mengutukmu dan aku mengutuk rambutmu

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Apa yang sangat penting tentang salon ini

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Mereka semakin buruk setiap tahunnya

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Es para ti

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El Estilo COCO

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Lo siento Sr Paul Mitchell

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Escúchame Scrappy por favor

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Te doy opciones de acciones Le pongo tu nombre a un champú

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No mi lealtad esta aquí Lo destruiré

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Joanne me contó de este lugar

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Tienes que pedir a Scrappy

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Está presente el dueño de la tarjeta

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Perdón

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Hola estoy llamando del catálogo Spiegel

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Gördün mü Kabul ediyor Gayet güzel

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Evet

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Boş bir omzu var Gel katıl Böyle iyi

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Bayan Haynes üşüyeceksiniz

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Claude gel Onu sıcak tut

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Devam et Hadi

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Yumuşak hareket et Omuzu nazikçe ov

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Tek yapacağın onun için burada olduğunu göstermek

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Sanki yapmıyormuşsun gibi başka tarafa bak

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Bunu yapmıyoruz

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İt İt it

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Bayan Haynes sandviçi

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Kendi işimi kurmak için para kazanmaya çalışıyorum

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Ayda bir kere ya da iki kere Spiegel okuduğunuzu söyler misiniz

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Bizi şu kuaföre götürür müsün Randevumuzu kaçıracağız

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Seni de lanetliyorum saçını da

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Bu kuaförün özelliği neymiş böyle

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Her yıl daha kötü oluyor

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

145

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:02

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.