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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan.- Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift

Zohan.- Dalia. I got you a gift. A gift

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Zohan Dalia
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I got you a gift
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A gift
Available in 3 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
116
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:22
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
They come out with new book? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:12
They come out with new book?
No feathering? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:19
No feathering?
I'm sorry it didn't work out. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue Stars......and your Lebanese Trees! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:11
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Israeli Blue...
What's with the cheers? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:45
What's with the cheers?
- Zohan. - Dalia. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Zohan. - Dalia.
Goal! And disco break! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:06
Goal! And disco break!
My pita shop. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
My pita shop.
Why you do this? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:21
Why you do this?
What I miss? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:25
What I miss?
People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People don't like us tooWhy Because they think we are you - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:10
People don't like usCome on is not easy for us People...
The Zohan. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
The Zohan.
What kind of shoes you like? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
What kind of shoes you like?
Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies. - No. I'm gonna blow up this block. I'm gonna blow you up, I'm - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:36
Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies. - No. I'm gonna...
No, no, no. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
No, no, no.
Well, hello, stranger. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:16
Well, hello, stranger.
Listen, I'm Grant Walbridge. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:07
Listen, I'm Grant Walbridge.
No! My life is ruined. They were perfect. The ratio. Why? No, no, no. Stop. - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:17
No! My life is ruined. They were perfect. The ratio. Why?...
What the heck are you doing? - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:19
What the heck are you doing?
Goat rides! - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 00:08
Goat rides!