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Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies. - No. I'm gonna blow up this block. I'm gonna blow you up, I'm

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies.- No. I'm gonna blow up this block. I'm gonna blow you...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan • 2008

Zohan. He has a bomb. - And puppies.- No. I'm gonna blow up this block. I'm gonna blow you up,I'm gonna blow up these puppies......and we all going to hell together,because I hate these puppies. We have no time. We have to makethe sonic power, quick. - You mean the sound?- Yes. But Arab and Jews have not madesound for thousands of years. - Now is time, my friend.- Thirty seconds. You can't do nothing about it,Rabbi Towelhead

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Zohan He has a bomb

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And puppies No

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I'm gonna blow up this block

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I'm gonna blow you up I'm gonna blow up these puppies

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and we all going to hell together because I hate these puppies

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We have no time We have to make the sonic power quick

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You mean the sound Yes

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But Arab and Jews have not made sound for thousands of years

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Now is time my friend Thirty seconds

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You can't do nothing about it Rabbi Towelhead

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انه محق

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كيف لا يحق لى الكراهيه و انت سرقت عنزتى

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اسف بشأن عنزتك

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انها كانت عنزه طيبه عاملتها كأحد افراد عائلتى

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حقا

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اجل

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حل لعبت بلحيتها

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مثل هذه

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اجل فى بعض الاحيان لساعات و كنت اقبل وجهها

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كنت تقبل وجهها

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اجل وجهها

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هذا يبدو ناعما

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حسنا لطالما كانت سعيدة

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Du hast meine Ziege geklaut

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Tut mir leid wegen deiner Ziege

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Er war eine gute Ziege

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Ich habe ihn wie Familie behandelt

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Ehrlich Ja

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Hast du sein Kinn gekrault

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So

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Ja stundenlang Er hätte sonst 'ne Schnute gemacht

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Er hat die Schnute gemacht

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Die Schnute

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Genau so So sah er aus

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Solange er glücklich war

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Aku siap untukmu

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Baiklah periksa lebarnya

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E E E

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Ini kaki yang besar hah

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Kau menang lagi

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Ini bukan kompetisi

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Aku harus memotong kuku jariku

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Kita tidak tahu yang mengatur perkelahian ini

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Rupanya antara pedagang timur tengah

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Coab dilihat lebih dalam lagi Mereka bukan dari timur tengah Semuanya palsu

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Tuan tanah orang orang Walbridge Dia membayar

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Permisi Grant Walbridge pengembang

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Sialan

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Mariah Carey Aku mencintai mu Aku mencintai mu

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Aku menemukanmu Mariah Aku datang ketempat kau berada

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Pero como no te voy a odiar si robaste mi cabra

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Perdón por tu cabra

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Era una buena cabra la traté como a miembro de familia

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De verdad

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Sí

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Le acariciabas la barba

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Así

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Sí a veces durante horas Ponía cara si paraba

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Ponía la cara

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Ah la cara la cara

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Eso es idéntico a ella

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Mientras haya sido feliz

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Zohan Bomba var

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Ve köpek yavruları Hayır

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Mahalleyi havaya uçuracağım

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Seni havaya uçuracağım Bu köpekleri havaya uçuracağım

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Sonra birlikte cehenneme gideceğiz Çünkü köpeklerden nefret ederim

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Zamanımız yok Sonik güç oluşturmalıyız

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Sesi mi diyorsun Evet

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Ama Araplarla Yahudiler binlerce yıldır birlikte ses yapmıyor

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Şimdi tam zamanı dostum Otuz saniye

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Elinden bir şey gelmez Havlukafa Haham Efendi

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Duration

36 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

01:42:13

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

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Movie Summary

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.