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You Keep the Kids

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.

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Dani de la Orden

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2 wins & 1 nomination

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- You're really getting divorced?
- Yes, we're getting divorced. - You Keep the Kids

- You're really getting divorced? - Yes, we're get...

This summer, on vacation
without the kids, we decided. - You Keep the Kids

This summer, on vacation without the kids, we decided.

We realized that something - You Keep the Kids

We realized that something

Are we roommates
who fuck now and then? - You Keep the Kids

Are we roommates who fuck now and then?

- Out of respect for the relationship.
- Was there no alternative, - You Keep the Kids

- Out of respect for the relationship. - Was there no altern...

Yes. We did it for a while and... - You Keep the Kids

Yes. We did it for a while and...

- ...it was great for us.
- You didn't tell me. - You Keep the Kids

- ...it was great for us. - You didn't tell me.

No, because we decided
not to say anything, but... - You Keep the Kids

No, because we decided not to say anything, but...

- No, no. Forget it.
- No, no... No, sure... - You Keep the Kids

- No, no. Forget it. - No, no... No, sure...

"Kids, finish your Corn Flakes. By the way,
Mom and Dad are getting divorced." - You Keep the Kids

"Kids, finish your Corn Flakes. By the way, Mom and Dad...

Aren't we overdoing it
by getting Alexia a scooter? - You Keep the Kids

Aren't we overdoing it by getting Alexia a scooter?

Now you think so?
I told you pepper spray was enough. - You Keep the Kids

Now you think so? I told you pepper spray was enough.

And she doesn't deserve it.
She's unbearable, all day it's: "What?" - You Keep the Kids

And she doesn't deserve it. She's unbearable, all ...

And with a gift like this,
she won't give a shit - You Keep the Kids

And with a gift like this, she won't give a shit

Where's that beautiful thing?
Here, half-asleep. - You Keep the Kids

Where's that beautiful thing? Here, half-asleep.

Bury the body and get an alibi, - You Keep the Kids

Bury the body and get an alibi,

Jeez, Mom,
I was having a great dream. - You Keep the Kids

Jeez, Mom, I was having a great dream.

I was a famous rock star, - You Keep the Kids

I was a famous rock star,

You're goofy first thing in the morning.
Don't you have a big exam today? - You Keep the Kids

You're goofy first thing in the morning. Don't you...

Don't shut the door in my face. I love you.
Love me back. Do you think she hates me? - You Keep the Kids

Don't shut the door in my face. I love you. Love me bac...

And give Alexia 10 euros
for the guitar teacher. - You Keep the Kids

And give Alexia 10 euros for the guitar teacher.

And go to the supermarket.
The list is on the fridge. - You Keep the Kids

And go to the supermarket. The list is on the fridge.

My God, 20 messages on
the parents chatline at 8 a.m.? - You Keep the Kids

My God, 20 messages on the parents chatline at 8 a.m.?

"Lice in Juan's class".
Again! Come on! - You Keep the Kids

"Lice in Juan's class". Again! Come on!

Hide the body - You Keep the Kids

Buy me a scooter and you
wouldn't have to be a chauffeur. - You Keep the Kids

Buy me a scooter and you wouldn't have to be a chauffeu...

Morning, sis'.
What have you got today? - You Keep the Kids

Morning, sis'. What have you got today?

Again? No, I can't.
I've got Mercedes' bunions. - You Keep the Kids

Again? No, I can't. I've got Mercedes' bunion...

- Good morning, Mercedes.
- Good morning, Juana. - You Keep the Kids

- Good morning, Mercedes. - Good morning, Juana.

- Christ, he's here again?
- That's 15 times this month. - You Keep the Kids

- Christ, he's here again? - That's 15 times this ...

Of course I took a shower.
And I'm wearing clean jocks, Mom. - You Keep the Kids

Of course I took a shower. And I'm wearing clean jocks,...

- Wow.
- Look, - You Keep the Kids

I'm last, like when they chose
teams for football at school. - You Keep the Kids

I'm last, like when they chose teams for football at sc...

Victor, I thought about including
these reports in the dossier. - You Keep the Kids

Victor, I thought about including these reports in the dossi...

Can I be frank? A lot is riding
on the Russian presentation - You Keep the Kids

Can I be frank? A lot is riding on the Russian presentation

No, no, don't worry,
Claudia's being a big help with... - You Keep the Kids

No, no, don't worry, Claudia's being a big help wi...

She was always eyeing me up.
I said: - You Keep the Kids

She was always eyeing me up. I said:

- He didn't have the beard last year.
- Maybe it's his vibe, - You Keep the Kids

- He didn't have the beard last year. - Maybe it's...

Or maybe not,
we've got tons of stuff to do. - You Keep the Kids

Or maybe not, we've got tons of stuff to do.

Above all, don't forget
your book for tomorrow. - You Keep the Kids

Above all, don't forget your book for tomorrow.

Who hasn't taken Fluffy home yet?
Raise your hand. - You Keep the Kids

Who hasn't taken Fluffy home yet? Raise your hand.

- "Cervical dislocation".
- Right, Sara? - You Keep the Kids

- "Cervical dislocation". - Right, Sara?

Recess! Let's use these 30 minutes - You Keep the Kids

Recess! Let's use these 30 minutes

"Dad will get a place near Mom,
so you'll have two homes: - You Keep the Kids

"Dad will get a place near Mom, so you'll have two...

"Mom and Dad are getting divorced,
but it's fine." - You Keep the Kids

"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, but it's fine.&...

"Mom and Dad are getting divorced,
and it's fine." - You Keep the Kids

"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, and it's fine.&...

Don't intellectualize, do it:
"Mom and Dad - You Keep the Kids

Don't intellectualize, do it: "Mom and Dad

Well, my darlings, first of all, - You Keep the Kids

Well, my darlings, first of all,

- No, no, no!
- No, no, no! - You Keep the Kids

- No, no, no! - No, no, no!

Ave Maria... - You Keep the Kids

Hey, Sara, - You Keep the Kids

We'll get one the same
and no one will know. Okay? No one. - You Keep the Kids

We'll get one the same and no one will know. Okay? No o...

- She didn't do it on purpose.
- If she did it on purpose, - You Keep the Kids

- She didn't do it on purpose. - If she did it on purpo...

He wanted to sing in the school
talent show and I said: "Juan, no!". - You Keep the Kids

He wanted to sing in the school talent show and I said: &quo...

No, no. What a trauma.
Kids can be so cruel. - You Keep the Kids

No, no. What a trauma. Kids can be so cruel.

Calm down. Beltrán, look,
remember Civil Code 154: - You Keep the Kids

Calm down. Beltrán, look, remember Civil Code 154:

- "Roldán García".
- Present. - You Keep the Kids

- "Roldán García". - Present.

First, I want you to know
that a divorce doesn't mean - You Keep the Kids

First, I want you to know that a divorce doesn't mean

About all you could've done
if you'd chosen the right person. - You Keep the Kids

About all you could've done if you'd chosen the ri...

I imagine it wasn't easy.
I assume they'll hate you - You Keep the Kids

I imagine it wasn't easy. I assume they'll hate yo...

We were about to,
but something came up and... - You Keep the Kids

We were about to, but something came up and...

I thought you'd agreed on
the divorce conditions. - You Keep the Kids

I thought you'd agreed on the divorce conditions.

I've done the final render
of all the building's floors too. - You Keep the Kids

I've done the final render of all the building's f...

Too excited, we still have
to do the presentation - You Keep the Kids

Too excited, we still have to do the presentation

Right, about what exactly? - You Keep the Kids

Right, about what exactly?

Its specification,
its town planning report, - You Keep the Kids

Its specification, its town planning report,

Claudia, it's not that
I don't want to. You know... - You Keep the Kids

Claudia, it's not that I don't want to. You know.....

You could tear off my blouse
with your teeth right now. - You Keep the Kids

You could tear off my blouse with your teeth right now.

It'd be just the thing,
to celebrate by clearing that away - You Keep the Kids

It'd be just the thing, to celebrate by clearing that a...

Well, technically. - You Keep the Kids

Well, technically.

But I don't want to
get you in trouble... - You Keep the Kids

But I don't want to get you in trouble...

- No, no. No, Claudia.
- ... or involved in anything. - You Keep the Kids

- No, no. No, Claudia. - ... or involved in anything.

- Victor, Victor, Victor...
- No, no. Not this, no. - You Keep the Kids

- Victor, Victor, Victor... - No, no. Not this, no.

You make an argument
that I can't rebut. - You Keep the Kids

You make an argument that I can't rebut.

- Then don't rebut it.
- And now, whatever you ask, - You Keep the Kids

- Then don't rebut it. - And now, whatever you ask,

No, I love the idea.
It's an opportunity, but... - You Keep the Kids

No, I love the idea. It's an opportunity, but...

Well, you work it out.
Start learning Russian, eh? - You Keep the Kids

Well, you work it out. Start learning Russian, eh?

Guten Tag, mademoiselle! - You Keep the Kids

Guten Tag, mademoiselle!

I got into Doctors Without Borders!
I join just after New Year! - You Keep the Kids

I got into Doctors Without Borders! I join just after New Ye...

For 7 months! Happy at last!
Away from this hassle. - You Keep the Kids

For 7 months! Happy at last! Away from this hassle.

- We wanted it to be a surprise.
- "Baby", I said "baby". - You Keep the Kids

- We wanted it to be a surprise. - "Baby", I said ...

I can go to Africa next year,
but your building can't wait. - You Keep the Kids

I can go to Africa next year, but your building can't w...

- I'm so lucky to have you.
- Yes, actually. - You Keep the Kids

- I'm so lucky to have you. - Yes, actually.

- See you at home?
- See you at home. - You Keep the Kids

- See you at home? - See you at home.

- And?
- Well, it looks like... - You Keep the Kids

- And? - Well, it looks like...

- "Madam"? Oh, great.
- I should go. - You Keep the Kids

- "Madam"? Oh, great. - I should go.

You feel awkward,
she does, I do, - You Keep the Kids

You feel awkward, she does, I do,

There'll be four of us,
so I'll do macaroni. Less trouble. - You Keep the Kids

There'll be four of us, so I'll do macaroni. Less ...

I don't mean you're a girl,
because you work here, - You Keep the Kids

I don't mean you're a girl, because you work here,

Nothing, maybe I'll make
meatballs and be done with it. - You Keep the Kids

Nothing, maybe I'll make meatballs and be done with it.

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Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Dani de la Orden

Writer: Guillaume Clicquot de Mentque, Matthieu Delaporte, Eric Navarro

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 17 Dec 2021

Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

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