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A tree is like nose hair, you have to pull it out yourself
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You Keep the Kids

A tree is like nose hair,you have to pull it out yourself

A tree is like nose hair,
you have to pull it out yourself

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A tree is like nose hair, you have to pull it out yourself.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:42
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
Shall we sing as a family? To be a tip-top driver... - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Shall we sing as a family? To be a tip-top driver...
Well, here we are. Buying a tree is a waste of money. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, here we are. Buying a tree is a waste of money.
A natural fir tree is better. It's more attractive and ecological. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
A natural fir tree is better. It's more attractive and ...
- Those aren't fir trees. - How do we fit it into the house? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Those aren't fir trees. - How do we fit it into the h...
I came here every year with my ex-wife. She'd say: - You Keep the Kids 00:11
I came here every year with my ex-wife. She'd say:
- Yeah, sure. - Why did you get divorced? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Yeah, sure. - Why did you get divorced?
- Sorry. - No, I don't mind telling you. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
- Sorry. - No, I don't mind telling you.
I lost my wife, my whole family, - You Keep the Kids 00:10
I lost my wife, my whole family,
Well, family, say hello to our tree. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Well, family, say hello to our tree.
Dear fir tree, you're coming to our home - You Keep the Kids 00:06
Dear fir tree, you're coming to our home
That's love sometimes, okay? And if you live with me, - You Keep the Kids 00:08
That's love sometimes, okay? And if you live with me,
Give him a chance, I'm sure he has his good points. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Give him a chance, I'm sure he has his good points.
Did you see their faces? Forget Russia, Victor. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Did you see their faces? Forget Russia, Victor.
That's why you need to bolster your virility with that girl, right? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
That's why you need to bolster your virility with that ...
As far as I know, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
As far as I know,
By the way, your bald spot is showing. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
By the way, your bald spot is showing.
Don't worry, I'll send you postcards from Africa. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Don't worry, I'll send you postcards from Africa.
It's not the amount of time you spend, but the quality. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
It's not the amount of time you spend, but the quality.
My bag, my bag! It's on the cabinet... - You Keep the Kids 00:04
My bag, my bag! It's on the cabinet...
You and I have something special, yes or no? Gimme a kiss. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
You and I have something special, yes or no? Gimme a kiss.