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You Keep the Kids

Buy me a scooter and youwouldn't have to be a chauffeur

Buy me a scooter and you
wouldn't have to be a chauffeur

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Buy me a scooter and you wouldn't have to be a chauffeur.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:06
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
Morning, sis'. What have you got today? - You Keep the Kids 00:06
Morning, sis'. What have you got today?
Again? No, I can't. I've got Mercedes' bunions. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Again? No, I can't. I've got Mercedes' bunion...
- Good morning, Mercedes. - Good morning, Juana. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Good morning, Mercedes. - Good morning, Juana.
- Christ, he's here again? - That's 15 times this month. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- Christ, he's here again? - That's 15 times this ...
Of course I took a shower. And I'm wearing clean jocks, Mom. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Of course I took a shower. And I'm wearing clean jocks,...
- Wow. - Look, - You Keep the Kids 00:06
- Wow. - Look,
I'm last, like when they chose teams for football at school. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I'm last, like when they chose teams for football at sc...
Victor, I thought about including these reports in the dossier. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Victor, I thought about including these reports in the dossi...
Can I be frank? A lot is riding on the Russian presentation - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Can I be frank? A lot is riding on the Russian presentation
No, no, don't worry, Claudia's being a big help with... - You Keep the Kids 00:05
No, no, don't worry, Claudia's being a big help wi...
She was always eyeing me up. I said: - You Keep the Kids 00:07
She was always eyeing me up. I said:
- He didn't have the beard last year. - Maybe it's his vibe, - You Keep the Kids 00:08
- He didn't have the beard last year. - Maybe it's...
Or maybe not, we've got tons of stuff to do. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Or maybe not, we've got tons of stuff to do.
Above all, don't forget your book for tomorrow. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Above all, don't forget your book for tomorrow.
Who hasn't taken Fluffy home yet? Raise your hand. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Who hasn't taken Fluffy home yet? Raise your hand.
- "Cervical dislocation". - Right, Sara? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- "Cervical dislocation". - Right, Sara?
Recess! Let's use these 30 minutes - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Recess! Let's use these 30 minutes
"Dad will get a place near Mom, so you'll have two homes: - You Keep the Kids 00:06
"Dad will get a place near Mom, so you'll have two...
"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, but it's fine." - You Keep the Kids 00:05
"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, but it's fine.&...
"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, and it's fine." - You Keep the Kids 00:07
"Mom and Dad are getting divorced, and it's fine.&...