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Christmas came along, my parents split up
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You Keep the Kids

Christmas came along,my parents split up

Christmas came along,
my parents split up

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Christmas came along, my parents split up...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:25
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows separating couple Flora and Victor who launch a bitter battle to not keep custody of their three children.
True, Dad, for this I need something stronger. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
True, Dad, for this I need something stronger.
What do you want me to do? I have to choose between Mom and you. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
What do you want me to do? I have to choose between Mom and ...
It's impossible, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
It's impossible,
There's no reason to rule out Dad or Mom... - You Keep the Kids 00:07
There's no reason to rule out Dad or Mom...
If you want to stay with your mother, it's only natural. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
If you want to stay with your mother, it's only natural...
Dad is all fun and games. With Dad it's pizza, - You Keep the Kids 00:08
Dad is all fun and games. With Dad it's pizza,
Sorry, but when I read your lovey-dovey messages, - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Sorry, but when I read your lovey-dovey messages,
Imagine you're choking on a chicken bone - You Keep the Kids 00:07
Imagine you're choking on a chicken bone
I'd shove a pen in your neck and good God... - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I'd shove a pen in your neck and good God...
What a mess that'd be. I don't want to think about it. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
What a mess that'd be. I don't want to think about...
Sorry, that's not funny. Sorry. Sorry. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
Sorry, that's not funny. Sorry. Sorry.
Jeez, you're soaked. Into the shower. Hurry up. - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Jeez, you're soaked. Into the shower. Hurry up.
I lost track of time and... - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I lost track of time and...
I know you didn't. You wouldn't do it on purpose? - You Keep the Kids 00:04
I know you didn't. You wouldn't do it on purpose?
I know it's a bit early, but the straight A's you got - You Keep the Kids 00:07
I know it's a bit early, but the straight A's you ...
- The keys... to my scooter? - Maybe, I don't know. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
- The keys... to my scooter? - Maybe, I don't know.
No, no, not me. It was all your father's idea. - You Keep the Kids 00:04
No, no, not me. It was all your father's idea.
A pony, a pony, a pony! Dad! Dad! - You Keep the Kids 00:04
A pony, a pony, a pony! Dad! Dad!
Don't worry. Besides, the kids always go with the mother, right? - You Keep the Kids 00:05
Don't worry. Besides, the kids always go with the mothe...
- No, man, no. Not mine, mine adore me. - Well... - You Keep the Kids 00:06
- No, man, no. Not mine, mine adore me. - Well...